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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:59 pm

Granted they send you the documents, but they are not at all what you ask for and you now have to go through the entire process again.

I wish that tomorrow I get to work early enough to stop for coffee.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:01 pm

Granted, but the guy who unlocks the door is late. He forgot to make coffee too.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Thu Jun 04, 2009 7:02 pm

Granted, you now have a box filled with dental retainers.

I wish that I could find a way to pay my lawyer's retainer fee.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Fri Jun 05, 2009 3:39 am

Granted...Black Eyed Pete the Pirate/Plumber Rapper comes round and rips you a new hole instead.

I wish I new what to cover me goldfish pond with to stop that b*****d heron eatin me fish! :furious:
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Fri Jun 05, 2009 5:54 am

Granted. Your feet start smelling instead :idiot:

I wish I could be bothered to go to the gym.

Bart, have you tried putting chickenwire over the pond? It should be small enough to stop herons if you put it a few inches above the water, weighed down with some rocks.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri Jun 05, 2009 2:50 pm

Granted, but it's an all-mens, all-gay, all nude gym (unless you're into that of course!)

I wish that i could figure out what the f is wrong with my blood-pressure.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Sat Jun 06, 2009 5:51 am

daftbeaker wrote:Granted. Your feet start smelling instead :idiot:

I wish I could be bothered to go to the gym.

Bart, have you tried putting chickenwire over the pond? It should be small enough to stop herons if you put it a few inches above the water, weighed down with some rocks.



(You're on the right track there...just needs a bit of aesthetic thinking added to it...and a sensor operated Heron Killing Blunderbuss !)

Granted you went to bed at midnight and just missed the Miss Nude Britain final.

I wish I hadn't stayed up till 1.30 am playing GTA4 online and getting my butt kicked all over liberty City.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Jun 06, 2009 7:11 am

Granted, you stayed up till 1.29 am playing GTA3 online and got your butt kicked all over Liberty University.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:15 pm

Granted, but due to an error at the printing company they all read "In accordance with Megan's Law, this man is a known sex-offender".

I wish that more of you would turn up here on the weekends.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:20 pm

Hallo Unko Scotty! Yoo show-ted so I cum runnen! Is yer pleeeesed ter see me?

I coman yer brung me peetzer...

and cookies...

an chocklit milk...

Fank ye, ye welkum.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby PKMKII » Sat Jun 06, 2009 2:29 pm

Okay, here's your peat (that's what you meant, right?)
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And cookies
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And chocolate... um... milk?
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I wish the position wasn't filled.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:25 pm

Granted, it's open but you're over-qualified.

I with that the gf would hurry up and get here....I'm hungry!
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:30 pm

HOKAY DEN !

ye git fiss edd stooooOs

FER SUPPUR!

An ye dint lik et

an den ye cry an cry an cry
boo hooo hooooo :cry:

i wull wiss dat unkle scot git is wiss !
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun Jun 07, 2009 4:47 pm

Granted. She's here.

I wish i knew why my bp is so high.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Sun Jun 07, 2009 5:20 pm

Granted. All those twinky wrappers are a bit of a give-away.

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