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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri May 22, 2009 1:48 pm

Granted: Brraaaaiiinnns!

I wish I hadn't said that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 22, 2009 1:58 pm

Granted. You said "Trraaaaiiinnns!" and it didn't really make sense.

I wish that i could get better sleep.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby S'presso » Fri May 22, 2009 3:20 pm

Granted. You caught 'em in the elaborate trap you set so that you could converse with the courier no matter what time you had gotten home. (You rushed home anyway)

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat May 23, 2009 5:39 am

Gunted. Now dey ded sensbul an get a job an a hows an a penshun an sech, but de ress of yoo still SILLLLEEEEEEE!!!!! :moon: :furious: :drunk: :idea: :welcome: :facewall: :bounce: :lurk: :lol: :violin:

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon May 25, 2009 7:18 pm

Granted, Nef Yoo. Just open your mouth and close your eyes, and I will give you a big surprise. *Sticks Cat Litter Pizza in Nef Yoo's mouth* Eh, close enough.

I wish I had money.
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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue May 26, 2009 1:10 pm

Granted, but it's all play money and when you try yo use it you get arrested for posession of counterfeit money.

I wish that i didn't have to leave on the 2:20.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Tue May 26, 2009 1:33 pm

Granted. You were supposed to leave on the 10:20 and missed it.

I wish that I had energy when I come home from work.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed May 27, 2009 12:17 pm

Granted, but it comes from your cocaine habit. *knock, knock*. That'll be the cops.

I wish my doc wasn't such a moron.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Thu May 28, 2009 8:29 am

Granted they waited behind till after everyone went home and got David Beckham to take a penalty against the empty Barca goal...the goal stands but then Alex Ferguson asks Beckham to give them a talk on Tactics to which Beckham says:

"Well the great thing about them is they're only two calories and leave your mouth feeling fresh for an hour."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 28, 2009 9:00 am

Granted. He can now play amazingly well with his left half. The right side is being managed by Owen Hargreaves.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Jun 04, 2009 2:46 pm

Granted. He gives you a whole day's notice but in a moment of inspiration you forget and write a song instead. It's still wet.

I wish that i'd hear back from even ONE of the jobs i applied for!
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:24 pm

granted - you hear- you get the job - it is the best job you have ever had - on the way to work you get hit by a bus
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Thu Jun 04, 2009 3:38 pm

:facepalm: - whoops

I wish I was riding down a water slide with my hands in the air - wheeeeee!!
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby PKMKII » Thu Jun 04, 2009 4:31 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, this happens to you on the way down.

I wish it were about what you know, not who you know.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Jun 04, 2009 6:06 pm

Granted, but you don't know it.

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We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal


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