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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Mon May 18, 2009 3:51 pm

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby PKMKII » Mon May 18, 2009 4:20 pm

Granted. You are now hired as a cabin boy. Unfortunately, the cabin in question is in the middle of the Wyoming wilderness, and is occupied by a psychotic bomber.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Mon May 18, 2009 4:22 pm

Granted. However, nothing happens and you realise after 6 episodes they've just put a new soundtrack on season 2.

I wish I could decide whether to buy satsumas, clementines or oranges. It's not helped by not knowing whether I like the first two or not :grumpy:
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon May 18, 2009 4:36 pm

Granted, you buy the oranges but they're over-ripe and you regret your choice....forever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ubidubikid #1 » Mon May 18, 2009 6:36 pm

granted. she totaly looses confidence in her knowledge of the world and refuses to do so much as buy an orange with out you telling her if it's alright. ("is this a good deal? how do I know if it's ripe? is having no sent a good or a bad thing? could there be some sort of citrus flu I don't know about?")

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby S'presso » Mon May 18, 2009 7:34 pm

Granted. The prognosis is not good. It's a rare fungus that if not poked at for more than 5 minutes, will take over your hair and leave you bald. It also smells bad.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon May 18, 2009 8:59 pm

Granted. Your face is itchy instead, and now the scratches show.

I wish my right arm didn't hurt. (WTF, it's my LEFT arm that's messed up... :furious: )
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 19, 2009 5:46 am

Granted. Your legs take offence and have gone on strike.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 19, 2009 6:08 am

Granted, your thursday training is back on. Saturday's been cancelled instead :evilgrin:

I wish I could go to the gym without waking up the next morning and feeling like I've been run over by a steamroller.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue May 19, 2009 7:22 am

Granted - instead, you are numbstruck.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 19, 2009 7:52 am

Granted. The thieves return them and apologise, explaining that the scooters weren't enough fun. Wave goodbye to your car.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue May 19, 2009 11:00 am

Granted - everything was due at noon. You didn't have it done. You're fired. Have a relaxing afternoon.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Edd » Tue May 19, 2009 11:44 am

Granted. It was an email informing you that emails would temporarily not be appearing in your inbox. Now you know.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue May 19, 2009 1:56 pm

Granted, but now you get no email at all and get fired for screwing everything up.

I wish that i would start getting the "FSM topic notifications'' again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Tue May 19, 2009 1:57 pm

Granted, but there is a bug in the program and you are spammed with 5 billion notifications for the same topic.

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