Corrupt a wish.
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- ET, the Extra Terrestrial
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. It starts breaking when you're in the middle of reading a really riveting comment about naked wenches, just before you scroll down to the pictures.
I wish my arm would just get better and stop bothering me.
I wish my arm would just get better and stop bothering me.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You get drunk. Guess who gets to wake up in a pile of his own vomit?
I wish I had an extra 2-3 hours to sleep.
I wish I had an extra 2-3 hours to sleep.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You set your clock back 3 hours, giving you the extra time you need.
I wish I could go and shout at the bastard next door.
I wish I could go and shout at the bastard next door.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
- daftbeaker
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. Unfortunately Bill Bailey also entered. You no longer won. Fortunately Lloyd Webber wasn't on telly.
I wish I wasn't hungry while all the food's downstairs.
I wish I wasn't hungry while all the food's downstairs.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted; food is rotten and you have nothing.
I wish there were quiter vacuum cleaners.
I wish there were quiter vacuum cleaners.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted: Your vacuum cleaner quits on you all the time.
I wish I had 7 for Diplomacy today instead of 5.
I wish I had 7 for Diplomacy today instead of 5.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
granted, neffyoo and his bilgie rat joins you.
I wish weekends were a day longer
I wish weekends were a day longer
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Roy Hunter wrote:Granted. That makes the week a day shorter, your Dad doesn't make enough money in 4 days to keep you in the manner to which you are accustomed, so you spend your weekends working shovelling shit for pit-ponies.
I wish this thunderstorm would just arrive, or just go away, instead of hanging around threateningly all night. Make your damn mind up! (Sorry, I get cranky when it's about to start lightning and thunder.)
Granted. It arrived here last night and messed with the Direct TV. Hope you're happy now.
I wish tomorrow wasn't Monday.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
* You never know when I'll be watching.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Grantet. Tormorrer is the day after the mornen affter ther knight bee-four ther day affter termorrer. Eye dun now when thet is, thoe...
I coman ye bring mee eye's creme an peetzer an sech.
I coman ye bring mee eye's creme an peetzer an sech.
cabin boy fir hyer. jyint hat no hextra charj.
Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. you obtain an I-Scream, Young Peetzer and Sacks. Now what did you want those for?
I wish school involved a lot less work and a lot more everything else
I wish school involved a lot less work and a lot more everything else
Look! A new sig.
Blaaaaag.
Blaaaaag.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. You're now an amazing genius, so your schoolwork takes only minutes to complete and your timei s your own. Unfortunately, everyone else seems like a complete idiot, and you're bored out of your mind.
I wish I had lots more money.
I wish I had lots more money.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick
What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling
English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."
Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, You have been chosen to receive $1000000 dollars from a distant relative living in Croatia. All you have to do is send your credit information, your full name, address and date of birth.
I wish I could tell the difference between allergies and colds.
I wish I could tell the difference between allergies and colds.
Look! A new sig.
Blaaaaag.
Blaaaaag.
- daftbeaker
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted. It turns out you're allergic to colds.
I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.
I wish I didn't have to get up early tomorrow.
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
- Ubi Dubius
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, 39 inches (1 meter) of snow buries your city in a surprise blizzard. Nothing moves. No need to get up.
I wish firms/agencies were in as big a hurry to hire me as I am to be hired.
I wish firms/agencies were in as big a hurry to hire me as I am to be hired.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal
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Re: Corrupt a wish.
Granted, but you have 10 -hour meetings every day for the next six months. She's pissed.....
I wis that i'd remembered to order my salad with no tomatoes.
I wis that i'd remembered to order my salad with no tomatoes.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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