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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby S'presso » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:49 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:Granted. Unfortunately, it's confiscated as a weapon when you try to board a bus.

I wish I could control the weather.


Drat! I was planning on using it to acquire other people's change

Granted, but your teacher does not appreciate your essay about "withering heights"

I wish school was less... schoolish
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elvalia » Tue Jan 06, 2009 6:52 pm

Granted. School is now more... home-ish. You're being homeschooled.

I wish that tomorrow's storm would either show up early, ar not at all- early to cancel school and give me another day for my essay, or not at all so my basketball game wouldn't be cancelled.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Jan 07, 2009 12:34 am

Granted..you've totally confused Aeolus and Sneferu (gods of wind and dithering)..the sun doesn't rise, the basketball court is full of fish, and Heathcliff drops by to smoulder at you in an inappropriate way (who knew he had such expressive eyebrows??) so your essay is more about fuckwitted Victorian males than the hidden significance of furniture imagery in W.H...

i wish "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" would finally win Julie Brown a Grammy..
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TigerHunter » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:02 pm

Dan (dat haole dude) wrote:i wish "The Homecoming Queen's Got A Gun" would finally win Julie Brown a Grammy..

Granted. Unfortunately, it has to be awarded posthumously.

I wish that it was Friday.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Cabbage » Wed Jan 07, 2009 6:26 pm

Granted. It's black friday. You die.

I wish I was somewhere where vampires play baseball.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:56 am

Granted, but lacking real baseballs, the vampires use your avvie instead (even after you requested that they leaf you alone)

i wish i still had my underground comix collection.. (where have you gone Angelfood McSpade, Mr. Natural, Wonder Warthog??)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Sentinel » Thu Jan 08, 2009 1:41 am

Granted. But they are beyond recognition due to aging and being eaten by rats and rotting.

I wish I could sleep.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Thu Jan 08, 2009 4:33 am

granted, but you dream "of cabbages and kings and why the sea is boiling hot and whether pigs have wings" and discover the source of the expression, "when pigs fly" - but no one cares

I wish the ice would melt ...and I do not just mean the stuff on the road
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Thu Jan 08, 2009 9:03 am

Granted, is promoted out of the Dalek warehouse into the Dalek window display.

I wish I hadn't allowed my 6 year old kid to play 'Grand Theft Auto':

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Thu Jan 08, 2009 11:27 am

Granted, he was never alowed to play GTA- 1: He is made fun of by the other children and repress his anger untill his hermaphodite lover decides that a school shooting will make the voices stop- 2: Jack Thompson finds a new best friend in your son. The successfully stop the production of any decent game. During a court trial for a Hannah Montana game, Miley Cyrus shanks him in the womens bathroom. He lives long enough to say, "Fuck you!" for his first and last time.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Sentinel » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:25 pm

Granted, your apartment sucks now that you have moved in.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Cabbage » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:47 pm

Pirate Johnson wrote:Granted, he was never alowed to play GTA- 1: He is made fun of by the other children and repress his anger untill his hermaphodite lover decides that a school shooting will make the voices stop- 2: Jack Thompson finds a new best friend in your son. The successfully stop the production of any decent game. During a court trial for a Hannah Montana game, Miley Cyrus shanks him in the womens bathroom. He lives long enough to say, "Fuck you!" for his first and last time.

I wish my collage apartment didn't suck before I moved in.


Why does that sound like it's copied and pasted from 4chan?

I wish 4chan would be banned.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Thu Jan 08, 2009 12:56 pm

Sentinel wrote:Granted, your apartment sucks now that you have moved in.


I wish you would have wished for something. Cabbage, the first rule of 4chan is you don''t talk about 4chan. I don't plagiarise with religous intent.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elvalia » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:46 pm

Granted. The thread gets its act together again, and it pomptly falls apart, again.

I wish that my room were all neat and tidy. And that I were capable of keeping it that way.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Thu Jan 08, 2009 3:54 pm

granted and OCD haunts you the rest of your life but you run a successful cleaning service

I wish two weeks of mail was not looming before me (did I mention procrastination is my friend)
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