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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Thu Apr 28, 2011 5:42 am

Granted. You spend so long in the sun you get a malignant melanoma.

I wish dinner would prepare and cook itself, and then serve itself to everyone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora » Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:27 am

Granted. The technology for self preparing/serving food is created by Bart industries. Fish 'ead Stoo for everyone!

I wish the Chasers coverage of the royal wedding hadn't been canceled.
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Uther » Fri Apr 29, 2011 7:58 pm

Granted... you got to see the damned wedding in its boring entirety.

I wish the royal family would tell better jokes and sing more often.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank » Sun May 01, 2011 1:24 pm

Granted: every future public appearence they do will be in the form of Elvis impersonators.
(well actually, that would be quite awesome)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank » Sun May 01, 2011 3:16 pm

(I wonder how difficult it would be to hotwire a washing machine to a microcontroller and to connect it to the local WLAN allowing access and control of the machine from the internet)

granted, you're now not only lazy but also have a sore throat.

I wish chocolates was healthy food.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Mon May 02, 2011 12:10 am

easy - dark chocolate is good for you -
now that you know you go on a predominately all dark chocolate diet and suffer the worst case of constipation ever known in Australia

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon May 02, 2011 7:59 am

Granted. I bet you thought you'd get something sarcastic!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 14, 2011 3:25 am

(Waves guiltily at Roy)

Granted,

Everything you wish for is flimed and ends up on YouTube.

I wish that the boys wouldn't spend quite so much time on MMORPGs.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby gronank » Sat May 14, 2011 6:28 pm

Granted, he now only plays RPGs: he now has no contact at all with other human beings.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Julius Aurora » Sat May 14, 2011 7:14 pm

Granted. I hope you enjoy meteorites.

I wish the marks for my assignments would be posted. Its been over a month!
1. The cosmos is a gigantic flywheel making 10,000 revolutions a minute.
2. Man is a sick fly taking a dizzy ride on it.
3. Religion is the theory that the wheel was designed and set spinning to give him a ride.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Sat May 14, 2011 8:46 pm

Granted. Your marks for the next two years will be "Stop f***ing pestering me, I have two hundred scripts to mark, each one takes me half an hour and I don't get paid to do it".

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat May 14, 2011 10:20 pm

Granted. None of your students hands in a single piece of work for the rest of the year. The whole class fails and you lose your job.

I wish my wish-corruptions weren't quite so evil.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Roland Deschain » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:43 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, this thread is resurrected as a super zombie who then forces you to only post in this thread, your every wish being corrupted beyond redemption as it eats you very slowly from the feet upwards.

I wish a situation occurred where I was I was transported to the other side of the galaxy like John Kryten in Farscape.

(I missed this thread too :haha:)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Johnson » Mon Sep 19, 2011 4:53 pm

Like Kryten 2X4B - 523, you along with the rest of US, hallucinate an alternate reality in which they are fictional characters and that their lives are just a TV show that they have somehow escaped from. (kinda like an episode of Supernatural from last season. It's a great show worth checking out on CW)

I wish True Blood would become a weekly episodic show. If soap operas can do it daily, then why does no show I know of go on without season finallies?!?
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby skyweir » Fri Sep 30, 2011 9:14 am

Granted. True Blood morphs into Gilligan's Island.

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