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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby S'presso » Tue May 19, 2009 6:25 pm

Granted, softer tissues are implemented right after your nose is too damaged for them to do any good

I wish I had learned to type properly instead of using only one finger to type on my right hand..
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue May 19, 2009 9:40 pm

Granted. You now use only one finger to type on a keyboard.

I wish I could read without these damn glasses.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Sentinel » Wed May 20, 2009 8:47 am

Granted. You have to clean the floors with a teethbrush.

I wish I wasn't sleepy.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Wed May 20, 2009 9:14 am

Granted. You're off your tits on a combination of amphetamines. You take a handful of benzos, diazepines and drink to bring you back down to normality but start having this really weird dream about aliens in spaceships that look like civilian airliners. Then you write a book and sue anyone who (correctly) calls you mental.

I wish Scientologists weren't so :furious: stupid.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Wed May 20, 2009 9:19 am

Granted. Due to an excellent marketing campaign, passionate lobbyists and financial backing they are now the most powerful group on the planet and have staged a military coup taking over the majority of North America. It is now illegal to not be a Scientologist.

I wish I was motivated to do some work today.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed May 20, 2009 4:01 pm

Granted, but what you're motivated to do is commonly referred to as "genocide" and you must be stopped at all costs.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed May 20, 2009 7:30 pm

Granted. She's now my GF and she's not coming back.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Thu May 21, 2009 2:34 pm

granted - drinking gives you a much worse hangover so much so that you stop drinking and find out your life is not worth living if you must face it without a skosh of scotch so you drink anyway and have a cronic debilitating hangover

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu May 21, 2009 2:56 pm

Granted. You can and cannot. If it's that filthy send it in a pm....

I wish that i'd gotten the sh*tty job i just interviewed for....
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu May 21, 2009 9:06 pm

Granted. You are now the official outhouse cleaner at your local State Park.

I wish my arm would calm down and stop bothering me.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Fri May 22, 2009 3:23 am

Granted. It hangs limply by your side until you jab it with a fork.

I wish I'd done the laundry sooner.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby bacon » Fri May 22, 2009 1:04 pm

Granted, but all of your clothing has shrunk down 8 sizes. The good news is, you don't have laundry anymore.

I wish that my allergies would clear up before I left for my weekend vacation.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 22, 2009 1:14 pm

Granted, but you're now so sick that you can't leave the house.

I wish that there were more atheists around here.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Fri May 22, 2009 1:29 pm

Granted. Being atheists, they are also 100% immoral, so kill you and eat you. They laugh. You go to hell. They have deathbed conversions and wind up in heaven, where they kill and eat my fundy brother's soul. Yayyy!

I wish there were more atheists everywhere.
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Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
We make an idol of our fear and call it God. -Ingmar Bergman, The Seventh Seal

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 22, 2009 1:37 pm

Granted, but they are all the pushy in-your-face kind. You hate them as well.

I wish that i could decide what to have for lunch.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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