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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:45 am

Granted! A tree named Bob grows out of your head, eventually rooting you to the ground. You become so bored, you think it's funny to call the tree Herman.

I wish I was a little more original...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby alienzombietypeit » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:47 am

Granted! Now you have become a re-run of COPS.

I wish that I knew what I was doing last night when I fell asleep while reading a book, then didn't remember what part I was on.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:51 am

(That is SO not original. You need help...)

Granted! You remember what you were doing... Only to realize you REALLY didn't want to remember... (Note: Don't let Bubba in your house)

I wish alienzombietypeit could get the help he needs...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:55 am

Granted! People realize they are dead to you after 5... Now, every night a 5 o'clock, pastafarian zombies show up at your door.

I wish I could get Zombie off the brain.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:00 pm

Granted it's now on you butt.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:15 pm

... I would love to grant your wish, but some things in life just cannot be explained.

I wish my girlfriend hadn't dumped me for a gay guy.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:30 pm

Pirate Terramort wrote:I wish my girlfriend hadn't dumped for a gay guy.

Man, I wish I knew how to put this into the Quote out of context thread, but I'm sure someone else will! :o
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:34 pm

what? No granting of my wish? What is this world coming too? FINE! I shall not grant your wish either. (Not that I know how...)

I wish I knew what was going on...
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If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:42 pm

Pirate Terramort wrote:... I would love to grant your wish, but some things in life just cannot be explained.

I wish my girlfriend hadn't dumped me for a gay guy.

Granted. Your GF didn't dump for a gay guy, she peed for him.
I wish I knew why I just said that.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 10, 2009 12:52 pm

Granted. You realise that toilet humour is always funny and are fired, arrested and held in contempt of court (in that order) for constantly making poo jokes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:11 pm

Granted - you are banned from all family gatherings because of your immoral lifestyle and beliefs. You never see your sister again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:50 pm

granted - 8 more children for you

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ken worley » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:56 pm

Granted...you are free once more to be pumped with regular, strong, flawless mechanical efficiency.




I wish I was grinding tongue deep in the wet recesses of F_!mmmmmph!!


*shot by anti-porn-bot*
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:09 pm

granted ......wait a minute.......... !! ............ !!!!!!!!!!!! .............,,,,,,,,,

(hunting desperately for downside of Ken's wish) ---- the porn bots try to unperv Ken's brain and, never having encountered such a challenge, they explode in a firey, wet, sticky mess all over Ken's bus that he must clean up. Of course he is used to cleaning up such messes.


I wish the strange sounds I just made did not result in the people in the coffee shop shooting strange glances in my direction
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ubidubikid #1 » Tue Mar 10, 2009 2:13 pm

granted, the sounds made poeple call the cops instead.

I wish those anti-porn bots would do their job better, it's too easy to stumble into that stuff accidentaly.
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