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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Sentinel » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:53 pm

Granted; it's amputated.

I wish you'd know there was no time restriction at my previous wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Ubi Dubius » Mon Mar 09, 2009 7:48 pm

Granted - we know. You're 150 years too late.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:18 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, the wish department misread your request as "I wish I spoke flatulent German", so whenever you speak German, you also fart loud and long.

I wish there were more hours in every day.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Tue Mar 10, 2009 1:39 am

Granted. There are now 243 hours in a day. You live on Venus.

I wish that the laundry would hang itself out to dry so I wouldn't have to take a break from the forum.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:20 am

Ha ha, your wish is granted magically by Mary Poppins...who proceeds to fill your house with cockney chimney sweeps who insist on performing a cheeky dance routine and covering everything with soot.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Mar 10, 2009 5:23 am

Granted. He cubbord 'em in sticky fin-garr muk.

Oi wish pirate speak warr English.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:25 am

granted and you are stuck translating the complete works of Willie Shakespeare into it

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:40 am

granted - nothing new is ever built again and you are overrun by tourists coming to see more ruins

I wish the coffee was ready
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:42 am

Granted. It's just been dried and packed and will make it to your house within 6 weeks

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 8:16 am

granted it is a teeny, tiny bit better and only you notice - when you try to tell others they think you are..daft


I wish my plans for today did not just get torpedoed
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:31 am

Granted. Unfortunately milk becomes a powerful laxative, causing an unfortunate 'accident' and lots of laundry.

I wish I knew if making a solution of iodine in meths would give me an effective antiseptic or blow my eyebrows off
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:29 am

Granted! You're English has not improved, everybody else degraded... We all tired too. World, collapsing...

Wish... wasn't tired...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby alienzombietypeit » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:33 am

Granted! Now you're asleep!

I wish the world would really collapse and that I didn't die because of it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:35 am

Granted! You're paralyzed for the rest of your life, and float around in space, unable to breathe. Have fun!

I wish I wasn't so tired...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby alienzombietypeit » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:38 am

Granted! Now the guy who you were talking to on the phone has become the living Corrupt a Wish game system.

I wish I was more tuned into my surroundings.


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