Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:33 am

granted and you get trapped in a lop of the normal dream where you are caught until you become doomed to a life of normal everything (be afraid)

I wish temptations did come in such tempting forms
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Dec 31, 2008 12:49 am

granted, you now attempt to be a temporary temptress, but you are seduced into joining The Temptations for their "Terminally Tempting Tour '08" (sounds OK, but you abhor touring and all the dresses make you look..well..un-slim..)

i wish i could act a bit more like a reasonable adult when confronted with the messes left by boneheaded fuckwits at the gym..
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Wed Dec 31, 2008 1:03 am

(picturing the Temptations in dresses :D with me)

you succeed and are found banging your head on the wall in the locker room repeating, "get a haircut, get a job, do not talk to your mother like that, wait your turn, tip 20%, chew with your mouth shut, sit up straight, stop tipping your chair, turn that down, you call that music".

I wish I was not hiding in the dark with a poor connection wishing I was elsewhere
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Dec 31, 2008 5:50 pm

Granted. Now everyone knows where you are, but it's still dark, and you still have a poor connection, and you still want to be somewhere else.

I wish I could relive the last 40 years, with the version I actually lived through available for reference.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:09 pm

Granted..you'll use v1.0 as a flow-chart and follow it to *deep hollow boomy voice* "Certainnnnn Doommmmmm"..or you'll ignore it and still end up a Celtics fan (ref. "C-yaddayadda D-yaddayadda" above)..

I wish all yez blaggards an' blaggardesses (blaggardinis?) a mostly harmless opening to ought-9..
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Goldfish » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:20 pm

Granted, however like most things that are mostly harmless, it goes terribly wrong. A drunken pirate will pick a fight with a ninja on January 3rd, sparking the first international war of Pirates and Ninjas, killing thousands.

I wish for the money, influence, and good looks of Tony Stark.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Goldfish » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:31 pm

Granted, however immediately after the wish is granted your arms are removed surgically by two Venezuelan surgeons/organ harvesters.

I wish I could shoot lasers out of my eyes.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Goldfish » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:47 pm

Granted! However your body can't contain that much power and when you go to the bathroom you release a crap so long and powerful it causes your body to immediately dehydrate and deflate.

I wish a stray cat would coil a nice steamer in my neighbor's mailbox.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Dec 31, 2008 8:52 pm

Granted, but it's a steamer clam and as such, the effect on your neighbour is not 'specially interesting..

i wish my local library had a complete set of Discworld (& Hogfather on DVD)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Dec 31, 2008 9:16 pm

Me, too..erm...Granted! except for the slight translation error *hrumph hrumph*..so we have "handles, better--Ref.:new-row-loggy-cal deaf-shites" filed under "Daleks, how to potty-train"...& happy new year back atcha..

I wish i'd not hyperextended my right biceps muscle again (but that would require me not to have acted like a total fuckwit in the first place...oh well)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Goldfish » Thu Jan 01, 2009 4:19 pm

Granted, the celebrations for 2010 are the best in years after Dick Clark finally dies. However, being unable to rest Dick Clark's ghost comes to your house and haunts you for the rest of your days.

I wish there was chinese food being delivered to me free of charge right now.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Thu Jan 01, 2009 7:34 pm

Granted..it's free of charge cuz it's from NYE 2006 and the little boxy containers have become one with their contents...are you ready for sentient gwai ho nun chai? (is anyone??)

i wish tomorrow's roof expedition will be 1) successful & 2) mostly injury-free..
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:12 pm

Granted. It's mostly injury-free, but there is that one moment where you fall off and break your leg.

I wish that I could interview Leonard Cohen.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Thu Jan 01, 2009 9:31 pm

Granted. It's a wonderful face-to-face interview, except he has excessive flatulence the whole time, and the window won't open.

I wish for a happy, healthy and prosperous year for everyone. Except that bastard who stole my mom's money.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jan 02, 2009 4:48 pm

Granted. It turns out that that was you, while somnabulating. You are the only miserable person in the world.

I wish I had tofu in my refrigerator.


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