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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elvalia » Tue Sep 23, 2008 10:29 pm

Granted. You move on to a Super Monkeyball addiction. Infinitely worse.

I wish that I didn't have any more work to do tonight.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Sep 24, 2008 12:32 am

Granted..& the world ends in a puffball of effluent..

I wish hubris had a better track record..
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Physics Wench » Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:57 pm

Granted, but then the LHC creates a black hole that swallows the earth.

I wish that there was a copy of Chaikin and Lubensky's "Principles of Condensed Matter Physics" available at the library.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Putanesca » Wed Oct 01, 2008 3:26 pm

Granted, but it is in the original Russian.

I wish tomato sauce didn't stain
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Wed Oct 01, 2008 4:56 pm

Granted, but now tomato sauce smells like neglected outhouses..

I wish poi wasn't so labor-intensive
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby cassles » Thu Oct 02, 2008 12:27 pm

granted, but now you have nothing to do

i wish.... i had some oreos
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby farfalla » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:04 pm

granted, but you have no milk

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 7:16 pm

Fuck, man, so do I.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby FaithfulPirate42 » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:25 pm

Granted, but to be so, the ability to have sex is completely removed from the universe, and the desire for it tripled.

I wish I could understand and intelligibly converse with girls.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby purplegoddess » Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:52 pm

granted.

But in order to do so, you grow ovaries, develop PMT and worry about your ankles swelling every month.

You do, however, keep your penis, which creates something of a medical miracle.

I wish my boss weren't such an arsehole.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Oct 03, 2008 12:10 am

granted...then the business collapses & you're selling oranges on freeway off-ramps..

i wish simplicity wasn't so complex..
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Physics Wench » Fri Oct 03, 2008 3:39 pm

Granted...simplicity is not a linear combination of 1 and i (the square root of -1)....

I wish I didn't have to grade lab reports this weekend, so I could spend the weekend reading up on liquid crystals instead.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby cassles » Fri Oct 03, 2008 8:23 pm

granted, you're fired for not grading those lab reports

i wish my parents would be a little bit less of religious control freaks...
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby purplegoddess » Fri Oct 03, 2008 9:01 pm

granted.

They become athetist hippies, allowing you to smoke dope, skip school, shag whomever you please and enforce no boundaries on you whatsover.

You become a Fundie ID proponent, just to spite them.

I wish I didn't have to drive my son to Basketball practice in a few minutes.
Give us this day our daily taste. Restore to us soups that spoons will not sink in and sauces which are never the same twice. Raise up among us stews with more gravy than we have bread to blot it with Give us pasta with a hundred fillings.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Fri Oct 03, 2008 11:14 pm

granted..your car has been stolen & now you must hitch-hike to sell the oranges mentioned a few posts above..

i wish the US "election" was over and we could all return to non-political anxieties..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM


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