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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:26 pm

Granted. The DEA raids your house.

I wish I had enough cash to go to a concert.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:28 pm

Granted. It'c counterfeit. You go to prison, where you meet a nice man named Bubba.

He rapes you every night. After the fifteenth month, you begin to enjoy it.

Then you get paroled.

I wish I wasn't so frikkin' bored.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:43 pm

Granted. Your mind snaps and you now spend the rest of the day trying to break a table leg down to the atomic level.

I wish I could stop listening to this between each song on my playlist: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aDr3X5NTgOM&feature=related
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:16 pm

Granted. I flagged it.

I wish I don't get banned from youtube.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Wed Aug 27, 2008 2:43 pm

Granted. You're just universally reviled.

I wish I had a million dollars. Cuz if I had a million dollars, I would buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:16 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:Granted. You're just universally reviled.

I wish I had a million dollars. Cuz if I had a million dollars, I would buy you a fur coat, but not a real fur coat, that's cruel.

Granted. In a completely unrelated incident, Kraft goes bankrupt.


I wish I had a monkey.
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--Pope John Paul II


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Wed Aug 27, 2008 3:24 pm

Granted. It is the monkey, it can go anywhere. Including here, and here, and into your brain, killing you.

I wish Melt-Banana would play Baltimore.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:17 am

Granted. The use Baltimore as a giant keyboard.

I wish Voltaire would play somewhere near me (and not China Girl).

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby lordpunkmonk » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:19 pm

granted however they play in your hom causing a very large mess and you miss the concert accidentaly

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:20 pm

Granted. You get yourself, you joke.

I wish LPM would gtfo this thread and never come back.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:21 pm

You ARE the world's biggest joke.

However, you are far from the best.


I wish I didn't have to go to school.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:21 pm

Moral Minority wrote:Granted. You get yourself, you joke.

Zankou 2.0 wrote:You ARE the world's biggest joke.

However, you are far from the best.

Hive mind!
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:23 pm

Granted. You get no education and are forced to shine my shoes.

LULZ.

I wish I could think of a more lulzworthy corruption.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:24 pm

Granted. However, you can NEVER post it.

The creative backup that this causes breaks your spirit, and you die alone, a broken man.

lulz

I wish I could speak German.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:27 pm

Granted. Now you can understand the following:

Ich will dein Teil probieren, und deine Nippeln lecken, weil du so gut schmekst.

Subsequently, you die of shame.

I wish Zed would not use Babelfish to translate that.


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