Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 26, 2008 7:37 pm

Granted. A disgruntled co-worker shoves them up your ass.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:14 pm

Granted. It burns your house down.

I wish I had a 3-foot model of my Bastardino pet. :O
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:18 pm

Granted. A disgruntled co-worker shoves it up your ass.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:19 pm

Granted. He co-stars in your next porno.

I wish I had a 20-foot model of Bastardino, my awesome cactus dog.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:23 pm

Granted. A disgruntled co-worker shoves you up its ass.

I wish my female co-workers were single and not pregnant.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:30 pm

Granted. They're married and slutty as hell.

I wish I meet an interesting girl at the pool hall tonight.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:33 pm

Granted. She's interesting in the same way that a horrible auto accident is interesting.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:37 pm

Granted. You came to Miami and we went out looking for women.

I wish that my bowel already moved, for now I must depart from you all for a minute (but I'm bringing Bastardino with me)
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:40 pm

Granted. It moved, but you didn't have time to move out of your chair first.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 8:50 pm

Granted. You send me a PM giving me a zankou-inspired grammatical lesson.

I wish I had a girlfriend who fit my needs emotionally and physically.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:05 pm

Granted. However, your wants are not anything close to your needs.

I wish I had my wants fulfilled.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:06 pm

Granted. I move to oregon.

I wish I was at the pool hall already. *sigh* Fucking refs and always being late.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Sat Jul 26, 2008 9:34 pm

Granted. But it's on fire.

I wish I had some ice cream.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elastoman » Sat Jul 26, 2008 11:14 pm

fueledbycoffee wrote:Granted. But it's on fire.

I wish I had some ice cream.


Granted, though it's been deep fried in rancid baby fat.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jul 27, 2008 12:08 am

Granted. You get mugged afterwards.

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