Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby SKO » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:06 pm

Granted. However, the chef has no tasting or smelling ability's.

I wish i had something else to do.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:07 pm

Granted. You watch paint dry.

I wish I had something interesting to do.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby SKO » Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:12 pm

Granted. A man gives you a scuba suit that has a oxygen tank with 2 minutes of air and a map leading to a pile of gold coins at the bottom of a 40 foot lake.

I wish i could have Too Human in advance.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Thu Jul 24, 2008 3:31 am

^Granted. It sucks.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:51 am

Granted. It was continued for several more crappy seasons.

I wish I could be fluent in pirate-speak.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:19 am

Granted but you have to spend 6 months intensive learning with The Black Spot.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jul 25, 2008 6:22 am

Granted. Rainswept owns you in every thread.

I wish I didn't get owned by Rainswept all those times.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:02 am

Granted. You get owned by MPT.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:11 am

Granted. Everyone thinks you're gay. Again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Fri Jul 25, 2008 2:26 pm

Granted. He killed you instead.

I wish my meds didn't have the unpleasant side effect of increasing my body weight.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 25, 2008 9:06 pm

^Granted. They make your junk tiny.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Elastoman » Fri Jul 25, 2008 10:51 pm

Granted! Unfortunately the world has become not just Planet of the Apes, but an amalgamation of every Charlton Heston movie. And you're next up for the Soylent vats.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:29 pm

^Granted. When you get there, the most unbelievably beautiful woman you've ever seen comes up and talks to you. It's clear that she's totally into you, but then your mom comes back with the latest round, and the girl thinks it weird that you go drinking with your mom, so she scarpers.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:31 pm

Granted. The lead breaks, and you scream out "Awww, fuck me bloody!"

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby fueledbycoffee » Fri Jul 25, 2008 11:51 pm

Granted. You find true love with a guy who drives a Semi.

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