Corrupt a wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Mon Jun 09, 2008 5:58 am

Granted. The computer that hosts its server has been destroyed by laser cannons, and the website itself has been left crippled irreparably by viruses.

I wish I would fail no academic exams for the remainder of high school and future university. I wish to get the equivalent of A plus pluses in them.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Jun 09, 2008 11:41 pm

Granted. You don't have to study and you pass with flying colors. But because you didn't bother to learn anything, you get fired from every job you ever get due to your general ineptitude at everything.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Hqrsie » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:08 am

Granted. You now know more about the part of the universe that involves herpes.


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Headcrab » Tue Jun 10, 2008 1:15 am

Granted. You are now an acute narcoleptic who falls asleep whenever you hear music.

I wish I had a foot fetish so I could wear flip-flops and feel sexy.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Dr_Mclovin » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:16 pm

Granted. But you have old people's feet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Tue Jun 10, 2008 4:49 pm

Granted. However, the monkey has an insane fetish for toes and you are never able to leave your house.

I wish I had a well-paying graphic design job already.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Tue Jun 10, 2008 7:42 pm

Granted you are payed a HUGE salary...by Zankou!!!!!!!!!! and the Canadian Tourist board...the brain storming alone causes you to have a nervous breakdown and you can never look at bears and snow again!

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:48 am

Granted. You drink so much at the Scurvy Dog that you get taken home by ruffians and treated to a nice bed and breakfast of tea and biscuits. ( No weevils, though.)

I wish I had the will to finish filming for my assignment.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby hazza » Wed Jun 11, 2008 3:53 am

Granted. You finish your assignment and it is so good that you win an Oscar for best photography. You become exceedingly shallow and self obsessed.

I wish that my assignments were due next week, instead of tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 11, 2008 6:57 am

Granted, you unexpectedly develop a time machine which sends you back, but you press the wrong key on the Quantum Physics Display and end up in the 14th Century in deep space wearing only a pair of Y fronts and an eye patch.

I wish I was near an Ice Cream parlour.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed Jun 11, 2008 7:31 am

Granted. They only serve earwax flavour.

I wish I could leap over tall buildings with a single bound... and not be effected by the obvious repercussions of doing so.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby ken worley » Wed Jun 11, 2008 10:32 am

Granted.


Alas...

There was an unobvious prepercussion.
You got all smooth, barren, and featureless in the crotch area, so there was nothing there to snag on building-tops...


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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Thu Jun 12, 2008 12:01 am

Granted. Your penthouse apartment suffers an earthquake (while you are laying on your couch engaged in your favorite form of pleasure) and the skylight shatters, burying you in broken glass.

I wish I had a photo of that that I could put up for bid on Arrrr-Bay.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Jun 12, 2008 3:10 am

Granted. You can haz Finland.
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I wish I could afford to buy a small country.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Jun 12, 2008 9:52 am

Granted, You buy the Vatican and now you are responsible for the greatest upsurge of paedophillia since ancient Athens.

I wish I could live in Finland.


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