Corrupt a wish.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sat May 31, 2008 2:32 pm

Granted. You get Eddie, the shipboard computer from the Heart of Gold.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby hazza » Sun Jun 01, 2008 3:53 am

to bahd insted u gohtz peepl with bad enlish skihls

I wish for the old forum layout back
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:36 am

So do I, my friend. So do I.

I wish we had been given an option.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Sun Jun 01, 2008 4:48 am

Me too. I'd be happy with it if the page numbers were back in the old place, and the avatar section was back on the left side.

I wish someone would read this that could do something about it.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Sun Jun 01, 2008 5:01 am

what was wrong wid thee ole board ?
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby DancingKitty » Sun Jun 01, 2008 8:38 pm

Sillies. You might as well wish for Teh TacoBoi to actually give a damn about the forums.

History says: NO WAY!!

I wish that people would learn that abusing the tiny bits of power they perceive themselves to have only makes them look pathetic (and maybe a bit passive-aggressive.) :fsm_rock:
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Hqrsie » Sun Jun 01, 2008 10:01 pm

granted, all of humanity becomes incredibly bored and turn to the internet for entertainment.

Our forums become entirely flooded and the only way to stay current is to quit your job and spend the rest of your days and a troll


I wish this didn't seem more like self-fulfilling prophecy every day
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby hazza » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:30 am

Granted. Because it is no longer self-fulfilling it forces the entire developed world into slavery in it's fulfillment mines, where we mine for fulfillment in order to fulfill the non-self-fulfilling prophecy. Nice one.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Mon Jun 02, 2008 7:01 am

Granted, but it isn't done well.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Moral Minority » Mon Jun 02, 2008 12:06 pm

Granted. You find zoophilles who feed, love and take care of your kittens.

I wish I didn't have exams all week.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Jun 02, 2008 5:19 pm

Granted. All your exams are today.

I wish I didn't have to go back to work after lunch.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Hqrsie » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:48 pm

Granted, your lunch was poisoned.

I wish I didn't have severe anxiety.
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:53 pm

Granted. You have severe paranoia.

I wish for chicken dumplings.
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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Wawizzle » Mon Jun 02, 2008 11:59 pm

Wish granted. The chickens are alive and take dumps all over your carpet.

I wish for a society of people who don't live under a rock and are spoon-fed all their ideas covered in love potions and goo-goo sugar.
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: Corrupt a wish.

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Jun 03, 2008 12:11 am

Granted.People now live under slime coated turds, and are fork-fed all their ideas covered in hate elixir and savage bitterness.

I wish that didn't resemble our society so much.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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