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Postby Moral Minority » Fri May 30, 2008 5:47 am

Granted. They are completed by a complete(pun not intended) ignoramus.

I wish I had a herd of pet ignorami.

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Postby hazza » Fri May 30, 2008 5:50 am

Granted. They are so stupid that when we make contact with other life in the universe the aliens destroy the whole planet in order to ensure the ignorami do not spread.

I wish for a brain tumor in my brain.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Fri May 30, 2008 6:28 am

granted it somehow pops and creates more tumors

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Fri May 30, 2008 7:04 am

Granted. What was the point of that?

I wish I could read and memorise an entire page of writing in a second, so I can go through books so fast that I become OMNISCIENT!
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
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Postby Moral Minority » Fri May 30, 2008 12:36 pm

Granted. By some freak act of nature you remember all Rebecca Yong (?) books and memorise them with no cahnce of ever forgetting them.

I wish people understand who am I refering to in my previous corruption.

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Postby sosondowah » Fri May 30, 2008 2:18 pm

granted. but you forgot about it.

i wish i had a beer volcano and strippers but i would not be dead

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Postby Moral Minority » Fri May 30, 2008 2:27 pm

Granted. Unfortunately, the strippers have VD and the beer is stale.

I wish evil bunnies would carry Dan Brown to the deepest, darkest shadows and... well, use your imagination.

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Postby hazza » Fri May 30, 2008 6:15 pm

Granted. They have a tea party.



...Then rape him.



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Postby Hqrsie » Sat May 31, 2008 12:24 am

granted, or at least your mom tells me that you are


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Postby hazza » Sat May 31, 2008 12:35 am

Granted. They are made of poison.

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Postby Hqrsie » Sat May 31, 2008 1:20 am

Granted. However you fail because you only used Wikipedia as a reference. Your teacher jokingly puts "citation needed" next to your F


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If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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Postby hazza » Sat May 31, 2008 2:11 am

Granted. Wikipedia is now so cool it wears sunglasses, and the pages are now filled with whiny, "cool" teenage rantings.


I wish that I could go back in time and hand in my now completed assignment to my former self so I wouldn't have to do it. I also wish that that didn't create any kind of paradox.
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Postby Moral Minority » Sat May 31, 2008 2:42 am

Granted. Your assignement is horrible and uninovative.

I wish for your mum.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Sat May 31, 2008 1:41 pm

granted you get my mummy
bubba hotep is after your ass
but two senior citizens killed him in the movie... I need to get a better zombie

I wish for a better zombie that cannot bring me any harm and serves me well but doesn't serve me like that twighlight zone episode with "to serve man" and it is a cookbook
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Postby jamnizzle » Sat May 31, 2008 2:20 pm

Granted since the zombie has no brain you say something and it misinterprets it and goes and kills everyone you know, then the police show up and kill the zombie, and you get caught in the crossfire.

I wish for a better computer.


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