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Detective TurtleHolmes
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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 27, 2008 6:47 am

Granted. You get obsessed with muscles at that stage, and inject yourself with so much steroids that you explode.

I wish I could stay in my current state of bliss forever.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue May 27, 2008 7:57 am

Granted. Like the first Matrix prototype, you fail.


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Postby farfalla » Tue May 27, 2008 8:51 am

granted, but you are stuck in the pod thing for eternity

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue May 27, 2008 9:01 am

Granted. His idea of happy involves you, MM, and a gallon of anal lubricant.

Google "elephant penis". You'll shit your pants.

Muahahahahahahahahahahaha.


I wish I had pictures.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue May 27, 2008 9:42 pm

No.

I wish Zank could control his fixation with penises.
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.

So yeah, I went and got a blog.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue May 27, 2008 9:44 pm

Granted. With dried penis pills, he can control his fixation.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue May 27, 2008 9:47 pm

granted you have proverbialy killed George w. bush when you could have killed hitler (providing they are both alive) and you therefore shoot yourself but miss you vital organs so you bleed to death... slowly

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed May 28, 2008 6:37 am

lordpunkmonk wrote:granted you have proverbialy killed George w. bush when you could have killed hitler (providing they are both alive) and you therefore shoot yourself but miss you vital organs so you bleed to death... slowly

I wish for 3 way pasta


I wish LPM would stay away from this thread, forever.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Wed May 28, 2008 7:02 am

Granted. Landing Potato Monks abandon us.

I wish I could be artistic.

Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:Granted. With dried penis pills, he can control his fixation.

*cough* Bursar *cough*
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed May 28, 2008 8:28 am

Granted. However, you don't get into art school, so you decide to lead a massive genocidal war, killing thousands of Christians.


Way to go, Detective YertleHomes.

(Kudos to whoever understands that. There are three bits of trivial knowledge.)
I wish lordpunkmonk would stay away from this thread forever.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Postby ken worley » Wed May 28, 2008 8:57 am

Granted.

He shuts down his computer, goes to canuckistan, and sits on your lap, doing nothing but stare into your eyes, for the rest of your life.


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Postby sosondowah » Wed May 28, 2008 9:32 am

Granted. They all had strapons.

I wish for cup of coffee.

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Postby his divine noodle » Wed May 28, 2008 1:01 pm

granted, but in a true piratey way it was made with seawater

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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed May 28, 2008 2:20 pm

Granted , It ends up where ye dint want it and thee starch is makin' a mess .

I wish oi hadda brane .
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Postby aaRghNAbled » Wed May 28, 2008 9:38 pm

granted:

p-branes are good candidates: http://arxiv.org/abs/hep-th/0202044


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