Granted. No one is funny. Ever.
I wish for something serious.
Corrupt a wish.
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Granted. He is president of Macedonia and he decides to perform an autopsy on the country.
I wish for the perfect immune system.
I wish for the perfect immune system.
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Granted. You throw it up.
I wish I hadn't laced my cookie with arsenic.
I wish I hadn't laced my cookie with arsenic.
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Granted. You lace it with lace, and all the old ladies in your neighbourhood join you for tea.
I wish I would stop accidentally saying "brang" instead of "brought."
I wish I would stop accidentally saying "brang" instead of "brought."
A flap of the wings yesterday means big changes tomorrow.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
Let's work together to keep the present inevitable.
So yeah, I went and got a blog.
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Granted. You now say "F*ck me sideways with a chainsaw" instead of saying "brought".
I wish to never have a metaphoric phrase turn real on me.
I wish to never have a metaphoric phrase turn real on me.
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Granted, however in an alternate universe where such events happen and the phrase "...like being given a billion dollars by a brothel of beautiful but clean strippers while soaking in a hot tub full of champaign" is commonly used, your parallel version of yourself learns of this wish and sets out a long, painful campaign of revenge. Knowing what you lost him, you find it hard to fight back.
I wish I could sleep peacefully for 8 hours a night without the aid of medication and not be killed in my sleep as a result and not sleep through anything awesome and not have MM do nasty things to my unconscious body.
I wish I could sleep peacefully for 8 hours a night without the aid of medication and not be killed in my sleep as a result and not sleep through anything awesome and not have MM do nasty things to my unconscious body.
If only it were all so simple! If only there were evil people somewhere committing evil deeds, an it were necessary only to separate them from the rest of us and destroy them. But the line dividing good and evil cuts through the heart of every human being. And who is willing to destroy a piece of his own heart?
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
--Alexander Solzhenitsyn
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Granted. I do nasty things to your unconscious body.
I wish for someone to do nasty things to my conscious body.
I wish for someone to do nasty things to my conscious body.
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Granted. They donate your organs to science without delay.
TPBM is in the market for a new fallopian tube.
TPBM is in the market for a new fallopian tube.
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Granted. But I still don't care.
I wish someone cared about me.
I wish someone cared about me.
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Granted. Jesus loves you long time.
I wish for a happy ending.
I wish for a happy ending.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate
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