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Postby black bart » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:00 am

My wish got corrupted twice...I prefer being tickled by Lara's whip!
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Postby black bart » Mon Apr 21, 2008 10:03 am

farfalla wrote:a night where she has her way with you - unfortunately, her way envolves being buried up to your neck in mud infested with leeches and having your nose tickled with her whip

I wish the lines at the Star Wars exhibit today will be short


Granted but the lines are made up of people ingeniously dressed up as the Death Star and are therefore many miles long.

I wish for more Leech Infestation and nose tickling.
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Postby Dr Dagger » Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:19 am

Granted. They're even shorter because you're not there.

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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Apr 21, 2008 2:30 pm

Granted, but they all get severe brain damage from having to watch the movie.

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Postby Moral Minority » Tue Apr 22, 2008 4:58 am

Granted. You are an actual green lantern and now you are hanged over a gay couple's porch, where they have steaming man-on-man action every evening.

Come to think of it, it ain't that bad.

I wish i could be hung like a n***r.

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Marigot Bay

Postby black bart » Tue Apr 22, 2008 8:17 am

Granted:

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Hung like a nicker.

I wish I was on the island of St Lucia in Marigot Bay.
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Postby ke_mikiao » Tue Apr 22, 2008 11:39 am

granted. On St. Lucia the island is covered with flying zombie monkies that do nothing but rape your pooper with large oblong shaped burning branches.



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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:10 pm

granted they all explode towards you


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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:12 pm

Granted. However, I am going to remove it in thirty-seven seconds.

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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:13 pm

granted you are now numb and therefore cannot feel sex

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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:15 pm

Sex and love are two seperate entities.

I wish you had posted a wish.
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:17 pm

granted

I wish more people would become either a punk or a monk therefore falling under my juristiction
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Postby Zankou 2.0 » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:21 pm

Granted, but no one knows what a juristiction actually is, and you, therefore, fail.


I wish you could spell.



(That was incredibly rude and probably far too brutally honest.)
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Postby lordpunkmonk » Tue Apr 22, 2008 6:41 pm

grntd I cn spl wtht vwls nw

I wish for a nickel
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Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Apr 22, 2008 7:27 pm

Granted. But it is the world's largest wooden nickel and it materializes directly over your head.

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