DavidH wrote:DYKT that I went on holiday to Majorca last week?
We had a nice meal in Port de Pollença, at which I got rather merry and spent a long time teaching this caged bird to say "Black Bart the Pirate". The grandson, Cap'n B, also joined in. I have a hazy memory that other diners seemed to think us a bit strange.
I never heard the bird repeat it, but it may do so later. Bart might fancy a holiday in Majorca to go and check. The restaurant is by the harbour and you can recognise it by the way you feel so drunk when you sit in front of it.
Photo courtesy of MrsH
Arrgh...if thee King o Spain hears that parrot I'll ave alf thee Spanish Navy chasin me...fortunately that's only about 2 ships these days.
I think your behaviour is exemplary for Brits on holiday...belly dancing in front of German tourists is another popular pass time.