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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 14, 2010 1:25 pm

Did you know that the soap holder in a shower is usually the right size to support a beer can?

Did you also know I had a very pleasant hot shower this morning? :smile:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby S'presso » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:45 pm

Did you know I'm pretty sure beer in the shower would be fairly gross?

Warm water + Beer =/= deliciousness.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 14, 2010 5:51 pm

S'presso wrote:Did you know I'm pretty sure beer in the shower would be fairly gross?

Warm water + Beer =/= deliciousness.

Did you know you're wrong? :moon:

Hot water makes you feel all warm and relaxed. Beer tastes nice and makes you relaxed. Plus the beer makes the water seem hotter and the water makes the beer seem colder :smile:

And with a can there's minimal contamination by shower water :scientist:

Beer baths are also quite nice but there is an unfortunate choice between sitting up and drinking or continuing to lie back and running the risk of pouring beer over your face :idiot:

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Re: Did you know?

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:09 pm

Never mind what I was going to post about drinking beer in the shower..............
I'm sure Bart will know where my thoughts were going on that one.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Apr 14, 2010 9:14 pm

Did you know that a very cold beer and a very hot bath are very relaxing after a very stressful day at work.




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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:27 am

Beer in the shower? :lech: *

Did you know that there was no such ship as HMS Bounty?

* I don't really understand this but I am assuming it's kinky.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Apr 15, 2010 2:53 pm

black bart wrote:Beer in the shower? :lech: *

Did you know that there was no such ship as HMS Bounty?

* I don't really understand this but I am assuming it's kinky.

Or the CSS Merrimack?
She was the USS Merrimack, then captured and commissioned as the CSS Virginia.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Apr 15, 2010 3:06 pm

did you know that hairs are classified as either terminal or axial?

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Ham Nox » Thu Apr 15, 2010 6:30 pm

Did you know I'd like to ban you for splitting hairs, only to be dismayed to find that this isn't the bannination thread?

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu Apr 15, 2010 8:24 pm

Did you know that you're banned?

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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Fri Apr 16, 2010 6:03 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:
black bart wrote:Beer in the shower? :lech: *

Did you know that there was no such ship as HMS Bounty?

* I don't really understand this but I am assuming it's kinky.

Or the CSS Merrimack?
She was the USS Merrimack, then captured and commissioned as the CSS Virginia.


Indeed...the Bounty was an armed auxiliary vessel and should be referred to as HMAV Bounty (His Majesty's Armed Vessel Bounty).

The answer to my other little riddle about the street in London where you drive on the right is:

The entrance to the Savoy Hotel...I recommend the Grill by the way.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Apr 17, 2010 4:01 pm

Did you know I had a rather nice barbeque earlier? Also, someone left a steak behind and I ate that :smile:

To the pub!

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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 19, 2010 8:54 am

Did you know I'm off to hitch a lift on the Ark Royal to Spain?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20100419/tuk-navy-to-help-stranded-travellers-6323e80.html

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Re: Did you know?

Postby black bart » Mon Apr 19, 2010 10:34 am

Did you know I has disguised meself as a Jolly Jack Tar?... an I SHALL remember not ta look sideways at thee Cap'n.

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Re: Did you know?

Postby Scott the Pirate » Mon Apr 19, 2010 1:16 pm

Did you know that i have a cardio stress test a week from Wed?


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