"That's What She Said"

[daftbeaker]

David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck

But if you increase taxes the rich people will leave.

[black bart]

David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck

(That's going to give me a frickin nightmare )

I'm, like, feeling something. Are you aware of Garfield.

how am I gonna survive without you?

[Ham Nox]

David Cameron on his new cabinet member, the result of applying 50,000 volts to the bolts in Thatcher's neck

But if you increase taxes the rich people will leave.

Teh conniving homeless people believed to have no purpose in life other than to take free unemployment money from the government who gets it from all the innocent, hard-working billionaires.



For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

[ken worley]

For the good of all of us, except the ones who are dead.

Texaco's slogan for their TV ads this holiday season.


"I would certainly call this a feather in my cap."

[Nef Yoo BlackBeard]

MEEEEEE!!!

Hi got a fevver in mee jyint hatte cos ets me BUFFDEE!!!



Fank ye, ye welkum, ye notty, ye ban

[Ubi Dubius]

Whatever, Nef Yoo.

Four score and seven years ago.

[ken worley]

My last 'inbox' cell text message header.


"Just give 'em a short sharp shock, and they won't do it again..."

[Ham Nox]

Behaviorists on homosexuality

"I give you one dollah"

[ken worley]

Behaviorists on homosexuality

"I give you one dollah"

Roy hunter, responding to Vietnamese prostitute's offer of "five dollah, fickee-fickee sailah boy, me lov you lohn' tahm."


"A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush-in the bush-in the bush.."

[black bart]

Ken Worley speaking in his cave deep in the Black Hills of Dakota (hence the echo) whilst realising that his fantasies about Cap can rest if he can just grab a good hold on this cave aardvark.

"Such a day, rum all out"

[Ubi Dubius]

The fire chief after extinguishing the fire at the distillery.

That's what it's for.

[Roland Deschain]

Black Bart on his wedding night.

No, no, no. It doesn't go in there.

[ken worley]

Black Bart's bride, on their wedding night.(and the 16 consequtive nights thereafter.)
Her fault, for wedding such a 'worldly' man as bb. (or perhaps such an incompetent lover, we don't know.)

"A kinky person may employ a feather in their love-play....a pervert might use the entire chicken.".

[ken worley]

"Dear Chief Secretary, I'm afraid there is no money. Kind regards - and good luck!"

Closing of Eva Braun's last 'note-to-self', as dictated by Adolf.
He then shot her.

"Picture yourself on a boat on a river..."

[Uther]

Ken Worley's advice to Mrs Worley when the water bed burst.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there?