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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Mon Jan 25, 2010 2:45 pm

"A fishing rod has a hook on one end and a fool on the other."

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ham Nox » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:44 pm

"I may be naive, but I'm not stupid. I take precautions."

Myself, in a Random Thoughts rant. Heck, I was thinking "that's what she said" as I was writing it!
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:49 pm

No, you're doing it WRONG!

You're supposed to misattribute the quote left by the poster before you.

Then leave a quote for the person following....

sheesh!

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:55 pm

His Grace the Bishop of Southwark

"It comes in pints?"

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:10 pm

Sir David Attenborough whilst talking from beneath a rampant bull elephant.

"Yes, but not in the south"
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Mon Jan 25, 2010 6:17 pm

black bart wrote:Sir David Attenborough whilst talking from beneath a rampant bull elephant.

"Yes, but not in the south"


Same source, same programme...
(He was, by that point, negotiating with the angry beast.)


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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubium » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:35 pm

Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

"Hurry up, before we all come to our senses!" - King Julien

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Jan 25, 2010 11:57 pm

President Ernest Bai Koroma of Sierra Leone, requesting a call from his most famous boy soldier.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:57 am

Capellini before she moved to the Deep South?

By bringing cheap tea, bread, and jam,
And also some of Lipton's ham...
The smoke wafted gently in the breeze across the poop deck and all seemed right in the world.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby farfalla » Tue Jan 26, 2010 10:47 am

Milo and Amber, together at last

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Jan 26, 2010 4:48 pm

-The Kansas School Board

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Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jan 26, 2010 7:36 pm

Winston Churchill, before he settled on "Blood, toil, sweat and tears."

Never in the course of human events have so many owed so much to so few.
Davros, Attorney and Pieces of Law
Keeping up appearances is a very important activity in religion; in fact, maintaining tattered illusions is its main activity. - Richard Wade, on Friendlyatheist.com
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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby fluboe » Tue Jan 26, 2010 9:29 pm

The Rich who inherited it and do nothing with it.

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Thu Feb 18, 2010 9:35 am

George "W" Bush, to Peter Jennings, trying to stall for time after a
tough-to-answer question re: the 9/11-to-Iraqi-invasion conceptual alchemy.


"Rain on the scarecrow....Blood on the plow."

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Re: "That's What She Said"

Postby ken worley » Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:15 am

? wrote:
"I have done... questionable things..."



The Riddler, on his deathbed, to commisioner Gordon.


"...Don't tug on Superman's cape."


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