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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jul 21, 2009 6:32 pm

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daftbeaker wrote:I wish my brother would just get on with moving his stuff into my sister*.... so I don't have to listen to any more of the nagging and arguing about how slowly he's going.

REALLY REALLY bad of me, but I couldn't help myself! :whistle:

:haha: I didn't see that possibility, congratulations on that slightly disturbing creative idea.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Jul 21, 2009 7:15 pm

Well, I am Twisted Sister.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Tue Jul 21, 2009 9:45 pm

Capellini wrote:...my knowledge of penis fencing...

I've got a very bizarre...penis...

It isn't easy being me.


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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Wed Jul 22, 2009 12:21 pm

Roy Hunter wrote:has grown to accommodate it accordingly. It's quite a stunning piece
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby ~NoodleDemon~ » Fri Jul 24, 2009 3:32 pm

farfalla wrote:I will have to find other ways to entertain them...


All be fair game here...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Jul 25, 2009 7:03 pm

Nef Yoo BlackBeard wrote:now i is vermin

Well, we agree on something.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Sun Jul 26, 2009 11:12 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:I can explain the halfling meat


There was shrinkage?
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:13 am

The bewitching eyed Elvalia wrote:

I was left in suspen....


You can guess the rest. :lech:
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Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:22 pm

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Jul 27, 2009 7:34 pm

Hey, why would I when I can make a few bucks. :lol:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Wed Jul 29, 2009 1:46 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:Good news! I'm officially feeling myself
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:02 pm

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:... having long hair does... make one look like a girl.

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:.. I'm ...feeling myself..!..
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:04 pm

PKMK beat you to it, TS. And simply take a "not" out of a sentence? Real clever. :tongue:
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:06 pm

Well.............
Let's see your QOC
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Qwertyuiopasd » Wed Jul 29, 2009 2:06 pm

Twisted Sister wrote:I wonder why this comes...?


Not great, but hey, short notice.
daftbeaker wrote:But if I stop bugging you I'll have to go back to arguing with Qwerty about whether beauty is truth and precisely what we both mean by 'purple' :moon:


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