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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Fri Mar 04, 2011 5:22 pm

Elvalia wrote:Give me a... fast... couple litres... and I'll show you a girl who cannot be stopped.

Roy Hunter wrote:Ah, El... had to be you... a girl, so I can... be... a fudge-packer.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Sat Mar 05, 2011 1:46 am

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Mar 05, 2011 8:03 am

Qwertyuiopasd wrote:El is sharing her fudge with me
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat Mar 05, 2011 7:15 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
I cannot . . . any more . . . It is almost entirely psychological.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Sun Mar 06, 2011 10:51 am

bacon wrote:I have... lots of gratuitous sex
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby ken worley » Mon Mar 07, 2011 5:01 am

PKMKII wrote:
bacon wrote:I have... lots of gratuitous sex



Do you use the "standard 15% rule", or base the gratuity on how well your sex provider avoids grimacing?
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Mar 08, 2011 11:41 am

gronank wrote:knowledge has . . . to be . . . ironed. . . I need to get home now.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Tue Mar 08, 2011 6:29 pm

Elvalia wrote:I had... up the whazoo, and it was just impossible for me
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Mar 08, 2011 10:40 pm

gronank wrote:It is very much possible that ... something ... put a tingle in ... Europa. First you need to penetrate ...a single ...native ...
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 09, 2011 12:59 pm

Ubi Dubius wrote:...I didn't get off .. until midnight.
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Postby Uther » Wed Mar 09, 2011 1:06 pm

TwistedSister wrote: I can honestly say that there ISN'T anyone on this forum that I.. feel like.. doing



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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Uther » Fri Mar 11, 2011 7:43 am

black bart wrote: dream of electric...appliances that can be readily attached to.. sheep my arse!

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Sat Mar 12, 2011 7:41 pm

Uther wrote:I am good at tossing
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Sun Mar 13, 2011 3:09 am

TwistedSister wrote:looking for a mate.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:53 am

Ubi Dubius wrote:Please use protection.
* If evolution is just a theory, religion is just an opinion.
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