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Re: Quote out of context

Postby black bart » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:34 am

I'm waiting for Nef Yoo's comments on:

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:08 pm

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:the long dangly appendage,

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:It's only short, you can knock it off in an hour or two

Chief Inspector, you appear to have some kind of paradox penis :idiot:
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Ubi Dubium » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:27 pm

daftbeaker wrote: ...ET's got enough for everyone.
Open your mind, but not so far your brain falls out

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Aug 11, 2009 7:44 pm

Ubi Dubium wrote:
daftbeaker wrote: ...ET's got enough for everyone.

Well, I've never seen anyone complaining.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:49 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:the long dangly appendage,

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:It's only short, you can knock it off in an hour or two

Chief Inspector, you appear to have some kind of paradox penis :idiot:
Why, it would seem I do. Well, at least mine doesn't come out the side of my head.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Wawizzle » Thu Aug 13, 2009 10:59 pm

Pretty easy one here:

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:I guess that means I have to eat it now....
“We are often hesitant to look at other faiths or to examine our own critically because we feel that, in doing so, we are being disloyal to our own deeply felt convictions. ... And yet our beliefs are not worth very much if they cannot stand up to any scrutiny.” -- James Livingston.

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Fri Aug 14, 2009 10:27 pm

ET, the Extra Terrestrial wrote:gets squirted pretty regularly.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Aug 18, 2009 8:39 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:A good firs' start, matey. Now ye mayk it bigger!

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:00 pm

KMill wrote:My Big Fat Greek Anus

KMill wrote:It's like porno

KMill wrote:Best way to make money and not have to do any work

KMill wrote:(just got sprung by the boss anyway)

^ notty.

Edit- That last quote fits perfectly.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby KMill » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:15 pm

daftbeaker wrote:
KMill wrote:My Big Fat Greek Anus

KMill wrote:It's like porno

KMill wrote:Best way to make money and not have to do any work

KMill wrote:(just got sprung by the boss anyway)

^ notty.

Edit- That last quote fits perfectly.


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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Thu Aug 20, 2009 8:43 pm

Elvalia wrote:Ts, that just means that you're beating her
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Aug 24, 2009 7:55 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:it makes me all sticky when I'm trying to sleep.
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Tue Aug 25, 2009 11:48 pm

tris wrote:I ate bacon today.... which is a very rare occurence for me...

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré

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Re: Quote out of context

Postby Elvalia » Wed Aug 26, 2009 5:50 am

Detective TurtleHolmes wrote:[...] We had our hands on eachother [...]. [...] He was great. Phew, I'm bushed from that much exercise. They just kept coming and coming!
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Re: Quote out of context

Postby PKMKII » Sun Aug 30, 2009 3:41 pm

KMill wrote:mmmmm rack
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré


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