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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:48 pm

You're banned for encouraging sex-tourism.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Jun 23, 2009 5:49 pm

You my handsome little friend, are banned for being first in line.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:28 pm

You're banned because if you have to be in a line, you may as well be first (am I right, DB?).
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:32 pm

If the line's for execution, I'd rather be last. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:35 pm

So you'd like to spend the last of your life waiting? Unless there's a good chance of getting myself free, I'll take first place fank ye ye welkum.

Yer Ban.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Tue Jun 23, 2009 8:38 pm

Elvalia wrote:So you'd like to spend the last of your life waiting? Unless there's a good chance of getting myself free, I'll take first place fank ye ye welkum.

Yer Ban.


There's always a chance. I'd rather have an hour to figure it out than a minute. Besides, they might run out of bullets, or crosses, or the axe handle breaks, or they might knock off early to go watch a match.

Or there might be somebody interesting in line I could chat with.

You're banned for not cherishing every hour of our short, nasty, miserable lives.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Wed Jun 24, 2009 11:59 am

You're banned for attributing a quote without listing the source.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Jun 24, 2009 4:46 pm

You're banned because he did.

PKMKII wrote:You're banned for insisting the ladies come to dull-uth to visit you. Why don't you go to them?


If i had an income i would make offers of plane tickets.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:00 pm

^you're banned, because no you wouldn't.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:01 pm

You're banned for framing bacon for your catnip stash.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:01 pm

You're banned for hiding bacon under your pillow.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jun 24, 2009 6:04 pm

You're banned for reminding me of my lack of bacon.

I do have lots of ham though. Need to get more bacon and horseradish.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Wed Jun 24, 2009 7:48 pm

You're banned because I've never heard anyone use the word "daft" in normal conversation.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 24, 2009 8:22 pm

You're banned for conversing with the vocabularily challenged
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Wed Jun 24, 2009 10:17 pm

You're banned for that frickin' shark with the frickin' laser beam attached to its head.
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