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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu May 28, 2009 5:59 am

Roy Hunter wrote:You're banned because around here a Prince Albert is an intimate piercing, not something you get in a can.


A friend of mine had a Prince Albert...and I have a disgusting tale relating to it...

^^^You're banned for reminding me about it! :barf:

^You're banned cos you were in the firing line.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 28, 2009 6:30 am

black bart wrote:
Roy Hunter wrote:You're banned because around here a Prince Albert is an intimate piercing, not something you get in a can.


A friend of mine had a Prince Albert...and I have a disgusting tale relating to it...

Did he get it stuck in a can?

You're banned for keeping funny secrets.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu May 28, 2009 6:35 am

He had a habit of removing the Prince Albert ring attachment and leaving it lying around the office...on one occasion another colleague came in for a chat and absent mindedly picked up the ring and began chewing it!

^You're banned for asking me to elaborate.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 28, 2009 8:53 am

You're banned for making me spray bits of satsuma over my keyboard :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu May 28, 2009 9:18 am

You're banned for having a dirty keyboard
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 28, 2009 11:10 am

You're banned for excessive meowing.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu May 28, 2009 11:56 am

You're banned for failure to walk with a zombie-like shamble.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 28, 2009 12:13 pm

You're banned for wearing a Zombie repelling patch.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu May 28, 2009 12:15 pm

I thought it was a nicotine patch, I guess that explains a lot.

You're banned for pointing out the fact that I have a patch.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 28, 2009 6:02 pm

You're banned for not making sure the laundry was dry in time for your son's game.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu May 28, 2009 6:15 pm

You're banned because it is your job to do the laundry. I need clean undies.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 29, 2009 11:46 am

You're banned because i stayed home yesterday.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Fri May 29, 2009 11:58 am

You were home yesterday? You could have done the laundry. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri May 29, 2009 12:05 pm

You should know better. He always forgets to put the laundry in the dryer. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Fri May 29, 2009 12:10 pm

You're banned because my clothes are line dry only.
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