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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 21, 2009 5:07 pm

You're banned for scratching in public.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Thu May 21, 2009 5:21 pm

You're banned for your case of....you know.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu May 21, 2009 5:29 pm

You're banned for buying by the bottle, cases are much better value.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu May 21, 2009 6:42 pm

You're banned for buying box wine.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu May 21, 2009 7:08 pm

Hey!!!! You're banned because there is NOTHING wrong with boxed wine, when consumed in the quantity that I do, it saves money!!! And it tastes good too. In my defense, I do appreciate fine wine, but a bottle wouldn't last me one night. No. I do not buy wine with a twist off cap. Only in a 5 liter box. So, sue me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu May 21, 2009 8:03 pm

TwistedSister wrote:Hey!!!! You're banned because there is NOTHING wrong with boxed wine, when consumed in the quantity that I do, it saves money!!! And it tastes good too. In my defense, I do appreciate fine wine, but a bottle wouldn't last me one night. No. I do not buy wine with a twist off cap. Only in a 5 liter box. So, sue me.


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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Fri May 22, 2009 12:04 am

^ You're banned for not pointing out that ^^ doth protest -- HIC! -- too much.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Fri May 22, 2009 3:26 am

You're banned for having a transparent head.

And ^^ is banned for not making a silly joke about screw tops.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri May 22, 2009 7:25 am

You are banned for looking inside our heads...are you Peter Sarstedt?

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 22, 2009 1:28 pm

^ you're banned for eating brrraaaaiiiinnnns!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Fri May 22, 2009 1:30 pm

You're banned for not having a brain.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 22, 2009 1:35 pm

You're banned for not having a spleen.
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 22, 2009 2:21 pm

You're banned for "4 pork faggots".
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby thelastpirate » Fri May 22, 2009 2:37 pm

You're banned for a reason.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Fri May 22, 2009 2:42 pm

You're just banned
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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