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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sat May 16, 2009 5:40 pm

You're banned for putting condiments in your code.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby farfalla » Sat May 16, 2009 5:44 pm

^^ and ^ are both banned for not stopping me when you had the chance - :evilgrin:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sat May 16, 2009 5:46 pm

Fust pose.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Sat May 16, 2009 6:00 pm

You're banned for secretly wanting to be Nees BlackBeard.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Sat May 16, 2009 7:36 pm

You're banned because it's 9:20 pm EST and it's pouring down rain, with thundar and lightening...........
I am hiding under the desk as I post this.......saw a show on the Weather Channel about lightening today...very, very interesting information. I should log off.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby farfalla » Sat May 16, 2009 7:49 pm

you are banned because where you are it is EDT not EST

(brought to you by the state that has only been doing this wretched daylight savings time thing for a couple years - :barf: )
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Sat May 16, 2009 9:17 pm

You're banned for being a Daylight Savings Time N00b. N00b! You're banned!

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sat May 16, 2009 10:22 pm

You're banned because only the gummint could think that by cutting the top off a blanket and sewing it onto the bottom the blanket would somehow get longer.

Contributed by an Old Injun, or possibly made up by some guy to throw out on the interwebz for laffs.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Sun May 17, 2009 12:42 am

You're banned for epic lulz.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Sentinel » Sun May 17, 2009 4:06 am

you are banned for having an unclear user name.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby thelastpirate » Sun May 17, 2009 7:17 am

You're banned for having a nuclear user name.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Nef Yoo BlackBeard » Sun May 17, 2009 4:50 pm

Wut? Det meks now sence! Yer ban.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Sun May 17, 2009 6:57 pm

You're banned for quadrophenia.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Sun May 17, 2009 7:46 pm

You're banned for not rinsing out the tub.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Sun May 17, 2009 9:00 pm

You're banned for failing to "rinse and repeat"
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