The Your Banned Game

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:24 am

^ you're banned for supplying your visitors Chuck Norris' toilet paper.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Oct 22, 2013 7:26 am

I would ban you for that, but I've been triple banned.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 22, 2013 9:16 am

^ you're banned for achieving inconspicuity.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Tue Oct 22, 2013 11:29 am

Banned for depression
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 22, 2013 4:54 pm

Pleased to meet you
Hope you guess my name
But what's puzzling you
Is the nature of my ban ^
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Oct 22, 2013 5:12 pm

Well now what can a poor boy do,
Except to sing for a rock & roll band?
Cause in sleepy London Town
There's just no place for a street banning man

Keef says you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:15 pm

Somewhere deep inside
Something's got a hold on me
And it's pushing me aside
See it stretch on forever
I know I'm right
For the first time in my life
That's why I tell you
You're ^ banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Oct 22, 2013 6:45 pm

You're banned for posting a description of the birthing process.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Oct 22, 2013 10:07 pm

Wild horses, couldn't ban you away
Wild, wild horses, couldn't ban you away


But I can. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Wed Oct 23, 2013 5:03 am

Banned for illegal use of auxiliary horsepower contrary to Sect. VIII (b) rule 4.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 23, 2013 7:01 am

I've been through the desert on a horse with no name
It felt good to be out of the rain
In the desert I can remember your name
Just had to come back for to give you ^ ban pain
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 23, 2013 9:01 pm

^ He’s a one-trick pony
One trick is all that Rav can do
He does one trick only
It’s the principle source of his revenue.

hmmm, TMI: you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 24, 2013 5:47 pm

A horse is a horse, of course of course,
and no one can talk to a horse of course,
that is of course, unless the horse,
Is the famous Mister Ed!

"Hello pieces. You're ^ banned."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Oct 24, 2013 9:32 pm

^ You know the day destroys the night
Night divides the day
Tried to run
Tried to hide
Ban on through to the other side
Banning you, banning you, banning you, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 29, 2013 9:32 am

Mamma mia, here I go again
My my, how can I resist you?
Mamma mia, does it show again?
My my, just how much I've banned you ^
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