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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Sep 03, 2013 10:34 pm

I see a spammer and I want it painted banned
No spammers anymore I want them to turn banned
I see the pirates stump by in their summer clothes
I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

I see a line of dinghies, they're all painted banned
With fishhead stoo and weevils, never be unbanned
I see Rowan turn his head and quickly look away
But it's too late, for he is banned again, today
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:03 am

Why don't you all f-f-fade away (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)
And don't try to d-dig what we all s-s-say (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)
I'm not trying to cause a b-big s-s-sensation (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)
I'm just talkin' 'bout your ^ b-b-baneration (Talkin' 'bout your ^ baneration)

:worship: ^
^^ NOOOOO!!! Not Rowan & Hammerstein!! :cry:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 04, 2013 7:10 am

^He was born with a pasta spoon in his mouth
The knorks on his girlfriends chest faced east instead of south
And now you blink your one good eye
You wear yer gyant hat and cry
It's a pirates life I am gonna try
I shall loot and pillage as I pass by, I pass by

Baninate him says me
Baninate him without his rum
Baninate him says his mum
At least she'll get her washing done
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:15 am

Banned, Banned
You should know, you should know that
Bacon is not having anything today
As we stand there totally banned out
We commence to ban you

Banned, Banned
The Roy and Ravi will make ya banned banned
The Pieces o Eight will make ya banned banned
Bacon will make ya banned banned

(I'm all old-school hip-hop today, yo)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:31 am

Chitty Ban Ban Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
Chitty Ban Ban Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
Chitty Ban Ban Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
Oh you pretty Chitty Ban Ban,
Chitty Chitty Ban Ban
He bans you ^.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:37 am

I want to ban the minority ^
I don't need your authority
Down with the moral majority
'Cause I want to ban the minority ^

quick edit there Roy :haha:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:36 am

^Banned and got rid of
He's ruining our lives
Banned and got rid of
He's ruining our lives

We're the dandy highwaymen so tired of excuses
We want a mixture of white rum and exotic juices
We're the dandy highwaymen and here's our invitation
Take your medicine like a man and prepare for banination

bo diddley qa qa (gurgle slurp) bo diddly de dee (hic burp) quoth diddly qaaaaaaaaarrrgh!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 04, 2013 4:34 pm

I banned black bart ^
But I didn't ban no deputy, oh no! Oh!
I banned black bart ^
But I didn't ban no deputy, ooh, ooh, oo-ooh.
Yeah! All around in my home town,
They're tryin' to track me down;
They say they want to bring me in guilty
For the banning of a deputy,
For the life ban of a deputy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 04, 2013 5:45 pm

Ravi Oli, I banned Ravi Oli,
Ravi Oli, he's been banned by me.

"Have you banned him from the forum?"
Yes, I've banned him from the forum.

Ravi Oli, I banned Ravi Oli,
Ravi Oli, he's been banned by me.
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:29 pm

Frère Rowan, frère Rowan
Interdisez-vous, Interdisez-vous?
Sonnez les matines, sonnez les matines
Ding-dang-dong, ding-dang-dong
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 04, 2013 9:32 pm

Yer banned.

Simples.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:03 pm

Hello daftbeaker, my old friend
I've come to ban you once again
Because an admin softly creeping
Left its seeds while I was sleeping
And the banhammer that was smashed into your brain
Still remains
Within the thread of banning
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:18 pm

Little dog
Crossing street
Motor car
Sausage meat

(Yer banned.)
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:19 pm

:nefyoobash:

You've been banhammered!
—Captain the Reverend Lord C.S. Rowan, Lord of Glencoe, Minister of Pastafarianism, Gentleman Pirate

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 04, 2013 10:52 pm

Hot summer streets
And the pavements are burning, I sit around
Trying to smile
But the ban hammer's heavy and

Strange voices are saying
What did they say
Links I can't understand
It's too gross for comfort
The bans have got right out of hand

It's a cruel, cruel banning
Leaving me here on my own
It's a cruel, cruel banning
Now you've gone
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
~Charles "Darwin" Dickens


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