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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:13 pm

^ You're banned for not continuing the inu-endo.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Oct 01, 2012 2:36 pm

You're banned for startling me and making me break my ig.

Now where did I put my ig-glue?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Oct 01, 2012 4:11 pm

^ you're banned for being the only one in the village has an ig without an inside loo.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Oct 01, 2012 5:06 pm

You're banned for eating the yellow snow where the huskies go.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Oct 02, 2012 5:42 am

^You're banned for mushing the huskies just because you were late for an igloo party.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Oct 02, 2012 10:29 am

You're banned for being able to see Russia from Aberdeen.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Oct 02, 2012 12:16 pm

You're banned for sticking your head in a place from which you can see Russia.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:01 pm

You are banned, comrade.

You betcha.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Tue Oct 02, 2012 6:23 pm

You're banned for being a free-market communist.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la » Wed Oct 03, 2012 8:21 am

You're banned for using excessive roughness rather than tact and delicacy when commanding the economy.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Oct 03, 2012 4:28 pm

Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent. However, never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what is right so ^ you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Oct 03, 2012 9:56 pm

You're banned for going on and on about your morels.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 05, 2012 8:26 am

^You're banned for confusing 'Morals' with 'Morrells', a beer from Oxfordshire.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby la la » Fri Oct 05, 2012 12:28 pm

You're banned for talking about beer without offering to buy a round.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Fri Oct 05, 2012 4:21 pm

You're banned for assuming Bart would pay for anyone's alcohol, even his own.
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