The Your Banned Game

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Oct 02, 2013 6:33 pm

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 03, 2013 4:15 am

^ your'e banned for having mean time when all everyone else wants is a nice time.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Thu Oct 03, 2013 7:09 am

^ you're banned because it was you rebanned me in time before I last banned you in the post sequence... Ah feck it!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Oct 03, 2013 8:41 am

^ and ^^ you're both banned for not working over time and taking silly and needless time way from the office.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Oct 03, 2013 10:56 am

You are banned because my boss f***s off home at 3.30 pm!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Thu Oct 03, 2013 12:12 pm

You're banned for being on Venganza 26 minutes later.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Fri Oct 04, 2013 6:47 am

You're banned for being cheeky.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Oct 04, 2013 7:01 pm

^ You're banned for not just turning the other [butt] cheek.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II » Mon Oct 07, 2013 7:00 pm

^You're banned for displaying [butt] cheek.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 08, 2013 7:41 am

^ you're banned for not kissing my butt.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby DavidH » Tue Oct 08, 2013 9:35 am

^ You're banned because Scotch is so bloody expensive.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 08, 2013 4:39 pm

^ that wouldn't last long because the English would soon invade you at breakfast time and make you wear something under your kilts so ^ you're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:09 pm

You're banned for thinking they'd drink the whole bottle for breakfast. Then there would be nothing left for lunch.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:11 pm

You're banned for thinking there'd be anything left by the time the milkman got to the porch to leave the bottle.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Oct 08, 2013 5:26 pm

^ you're banned for the Great Milk Van Heist and getting nabbed while sleeping off breakfast.
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