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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:45 am

Pieces is banned for not giving me any old times to sake.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:00 am

I ban, and I ban, and I ban, and it's never enough for you people... :haha:


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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 25, 2013 2:22 am

You're banned for not living close enough for me to give you a rather physical reason for not banning me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Wed Sep 25, 2013 11:25 am

You're banned because that offer has expired.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Wed Sep 25, 2013 1:44 pm

You're banned for being past the expiration date - this does explain the funny smell
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Wed Sep 25, 2013 9:12 pm

^ you're banned because I'm over bacon for a while having had it for breakfast for last week or so.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II » Wed Sep 25, 2013 10:19 pm

^You are banned for being sick of meat candy, and for having candy for breakfast for a week.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Sep 26, 2013 8:20 am

^ banned for eating breakfast in a public restroom
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Julius Aurora II » Thu Sep 26, 2013 10:42 am

^Banned for cooking dinner on public transport.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:00 am

You're banned for not complaining when you ate all of the bus-bucket chicken.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Thu Sep 26, 2013 11:23 pm

^ banned for apparently having lunch at Ken's Bus Diner.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 27, 2013 1:05 am

^ banned for having lunch with Ken while Barbie was out of town.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Sep 27, 2013 6:57 pm

^ you're banned because your caber toss is well below the statistical norm.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Sep 28, 2013 6:49 am

You're banned for thinking tossing the caber is normal.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Sep 28, 2013 5:06 pm

^ you're banned because that ^ honour was supposed to be all yours. :haha:
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