The Your Banned Game

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby peacefulsongs » Sat Aug 17, 2013 11:45 pm

You are banned for stating that the only way to peace is through Jesus Christ. Making fun of the Christian religion will not be tolerated.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Sun Aug 18, 2013 12:57 am

You're banned for suggesting that flimsy moral standards are wrong.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby peacefulsongs » Sun Aug 18, 2013 1:02 am

You are not banned yet but I will keep stalking you until I find a good reason to ban you.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Aug 18, 2013 3:28 am

^ you're banned for suggesting the way to peace might be found in mocking a religion other than Christianity and for stealing RRR's underwear off his clothesline.
Send lawyers, guns and money...

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby peacefulsongs » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:14 am

You are banned for washing RRR's underwear without asking for his permission.

They were already clean.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Sun Aug 18, 2013 9:22 am

^ You're banned for not giving me juice. :cry:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Sun Aug 18, 2013 4:21 pm

^ you're banned for your Doctor What? avatar.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby peacefulsongs » Sun Aug 18, 2013 5:31 pm

You are banned for failing to go to the doctor when you were sick. Huh?

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:18 am

^ you're banned because I've requested my tombstone epitaph read "I told them I was sick."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby peacefulsongs » Mon Aug 19, 2013 4:27 am

You're banned because you didn't have pepperoni and cheese on your tombstone.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Aug 19, 2013 8:38 am

You're banned for stealing all of the pepperoni off my pizza. :cry:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ravi Oli » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:28 am

^ you're banned for not having extra extra bacon on your pizza.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby irpirate » Mon Aug 19, 2013 9:57 am

Am i banned for low-carb diet ?

got lots of cheezus and bacon....

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:03 pm

You're banned for not sharing your cheezus and for also banned for not banning Ravi Oli.

Ravi - you know what you did to get banned and you really should feel ashamed. Very ashamed.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Aug 19, 2013 1:32 pm

You're banned for naming and shaming. Naming should be enough in his case :haha:

bacon wrote:Ravi - you know what you did to get banned and you really should feel ashamed. Very ashamed.

Interesting philosophical question, if one is permanently ashamed is being ashamed noticeable or does it become the 'normal' state of being? :idiot:
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