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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Tue Jun 08, 2010 4:29 pm

^ banned for hitting an 11 year old... with ^^'s car.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby S'presso » Tue Jun 08, 2010 5:35 pm

^ Banned for hitting the same 11 year old with a brick

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:00 pm

You're banned for liking your men like you like your whiskey.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Jun 08, 2010 6:06 pm

You're banned for liking your women like you like your coffee.

(In a plastic cup/with a spoon in them)

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Tue Jun 08, 2010 11:53 pm

You're banned for liking your coffee like you like your sofa-bed.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:06 am

You're banned for liking your coffee like you like your women: cheap and on every corner in town.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Arabella » Wed Jun 09, 2010 4:12 am

I am banned because too frigretarded to figure out how to post in BB format.

(am newb :: )

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:24 am

Roy Hunter wrote:
PKMKII wrote:You're banned for liking your coffee like you like your sofa-bed.
And the punchline is..?

You're banned because they bend the wrong way and are more effort to get out of than to get into :wink:

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Wed Jun 09, 2010 6:49 am

You are banned for not putting the word 'I' in that sentence and hence giving me a great QOOC opportunity.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Jun 09, 2010 7:48 am

You're banned for pre-warning DB about a QOoC post.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:32 am

You're all banned because I said so.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:28 am

You're banned for not respecting your elders.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ham Nox » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:15 am

You're banned for stifling my creativity.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:25 am

You're banned for thinking "You're all banned because I said so" is creative.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby bacon » Wed Jun 09, 2010 12:42 pm

It was a dark and stormy night. A dog could be heard howling in the distance as the man in a frayed, gray raincoat walked slowly down the cracked pavement that was once a main road. As he was passing the abandoned store, that must have been a hardware store at one time, he saw a yellowing sign, the print on it so dark that it seemed to have been written the day before. It read, "PKMKII is banned."

Was that creative enough?


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