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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:10 pm

You're banned for not being here and sticking me with Scott.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:25 pm

You're banned for blaming Elvalia for your depravity :wink:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby thelastpirate » Mon Mar 16, 2009 8:57 pm

You're banned for failure to use a full stop.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:10 pm

You're banned for not realising a smiley removes the need for a full stop.

Otherwise it just looks silly. :wink:
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Mon Mar 16, 2009 9:54 pm

You're banned for implying that silliness should be avoided.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:03 pm

You're banned for being silly.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:21 pm

You're banned for being silaceous..
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby rkzenrage » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:27 pm

You banned for making up words yo.
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A samurai once asked Zen Master Hakuin where he would go after he died.
Hakuin answered, "How am I supposed to know?"
"How do you know? You're a Zen master?" exclaimed the samurai.
"Yes, but not a dead one," Hakuin answered.
Zen Mondo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YOIImOoYM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Mon Mar 16, 2009 11:35 pm

You're banned for trying to stifle my vocabalaristic intentions
'Oli no au i na pono FSM e
E hau'oli na 'opio o FSM nei
'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:04 am

you're banned because it's too late.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:09 am

You're banned for alien-status prevarication: are you an 'ET' or an 'Earthling'?
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:13 am

You're banned for reminding me that there's going to be a lot of drunk idiots wandering around tomorrow.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby pieces o'nine » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:21 am

You're banned for associating me with wandering, drunken idiots...
I will honor Monkey in my heart, and try to keep it all the year.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:22 am

You're banned because I see a pretty blue light behind the computer, and it bugs me.
Sincerely,
Drew Anderson, Th. D.
Captain of the Birthday Massacre
High Magus of the Wise Council of World Pasta

If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby rkzenrage » Tue Mar 17, 2009 12:35 am

You're banned for not levitating
A samurai once asked Zen Master Hakuin where he would go after he died.
Hakuin answered, "How am I supposed to know?"
"How do you know? You're a Zen master?" exclaimed the samurai.
"Yes, but not a dead one," Hakuin answered.
Zen Mondo
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3YOIImOoYM


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