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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:59 pm

You're banned for being in support of overseas Chinese business.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:33 pm

You're banned for antagonising the Chinese
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 11, 2009 4:51 pm

You're banned for eating Chinese Food.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 11, 2009 5:57 pm

You're banned because your wife likes Chinese food and my guy doesn't.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby farfalla » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:04 pm

you are banned for not breaking into Monty Python's song, "I like Chinese, they're cute and cudley and easy to please."
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Mar 12, 2009 3:46 am

You're banned for thinking that song is better than "The Bright Side of Life"
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Thu Mar 12, 2009 4:10 am

You're banned for inventing a really awful Silly Walk.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Thu Mar 12, 2009 6:30 am

You are WELL banned for being the only person to ever come up with a cure for Vampirism.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:18 am

You're banned for being the last post on 13 threads. Sheesh.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 10:24 am

You're banned for taking the time to count them.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby thelastpirate » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:06 pm

You're banned as a scapegoat for the poor grammar in the title of this thread.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:27 pm

You're banned for not realising TwistedSister is actually a scapecat
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 12:32 pm

You're banned because you think you can actually touch the stars in the sky.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby thelastpirate » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:26 pm

You're banned for demotivation.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Thu Mar 12, 2009 2:30 pm

You're banned for not inspiring motivation.
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