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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby farfalla » Wed Mar 11, 2009 7:21 am

you are banned for dodging artfully
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Wed Mar 11, 2009 9:49 am

You're banned for dodging not-so-artfully.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:00 am

You're banned for throwing the soap in the first place
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:22 am

You're banned for dropping said soap.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby PKMKII » Wed Mar 11, 2009 10:26 am

You're banned for bending over to pick up the soap...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:28 am

You're banned for falutin' around.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:39 am

You're banned for failing to falute!
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:52 am

You're banned for confusing falute with fart.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

1st Nautilus 4:4 " For, in the words of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, “Don’t be a bitch. It’s not nice.” "

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby thelastpirate » Wed Mar 11, 2009 11:54 am

You're banned for farting in my general direction.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:03 pm

You're banned for farting in reply.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:17 pm

Why are you still here? You're still banned for giving me a cold for my birthday. :)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:19 pm

You're banned for blaming me.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:23 pm

And you're banned for not accepting the blame!
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:26 pm

You're banned because the voices in my head said so.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Scott the Pirate » Wed Mar 11, 2009 12:36 pm

You're banned for only managing a small office. If only you'd tried harder..... :)
Roy Hunter wrote:Then, when you've got to know them a bit and their defences are down, you go all Scott the Pirate on them...
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