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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:16 pm

You're banned for practicing Franglais without a licence.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:48 pm

You're banned for not giving out Franglais licenses
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Sentinel » Mon Mar 09, 2009 6:51 pm

You are banned for expecting people to do your work.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby thelastpirate » Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:45 pm

You're banned for expecting work.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Mar 09, 2009 9:19 pm

You're banned for working.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:19 am

you are banned for perpetuating the topic of "w---" - the subject which should not be mentioned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby farfalla » Tue Mar 10, 2009 7:36 am

^ you are banned for being dragged oh so willingly
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:09 am

You're banned for no reason because I am to tired to come up with a reason...
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:26 am

You're banned for lazy banning
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Mar 10, 2009 10:32 am

You're banned for thinking laziness gives you an excuse (unfortunately there's no tongue-sticking-out smiley)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:19 am

You're banned for knowing your way around here so well.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:21 am

You're banned for getting lost logging in.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:26 am

You're banned because you never sleep.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby TwistedSister » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:29 am

You're banned for snoring and not editing your post.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Pirate Terramort » Tue Mar 10, 2009 11:33 am

You're banned for having something against snoring.
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If you love someone, set them free. If they return to you, put several 8 inch blades into their head. If they return again, then run.... Just RUN.

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