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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:23 am

You're banned for reminding me of a truly horrific incident in my teens working at a vet :(

Sensitive people please do NOT read the small print.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:33 am

Shit happens. At least it wasn't deliberate. You're banned for not fixing that damned roof yet - you've had two hours already.
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:38 am

you're banned for believing roofs (leaky or otherwise) have souls..(they don't have shoes, either...they sold both soles and souls for a chance to be weather-proof)
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'Oli e! 'Oli e!
Mau ke aloha, no FSM

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 12:44 am

you're banned for thinking they sold their souls and their soles to the sole soul and sole holder that rolled in out of the cold.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Phlebas » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:32 am

You're banned for jumping to conclusions (even with your ridiculous stumpy little legs).
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Mon Jan 05, 2009 3:43 pm

You're banned for jumping on conclusions, and ruining them for the rest of us.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Sentinel » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:21 pm

You are banned via unmoderated exercise of power with a justification of self satisfaction.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:32 pm

You're banned because I had to jiggle the handle to get the toilet to stop running.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
("Against stupidity, the gods themselves contend in vain.")
-- Friedrich Schiller (1759–1805)
Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
-- Victoria Ayling

English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:37 pm

You're banned because your toilet hates you so much, it tried to run away.


**Edited because I don't like typos.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Sentinel » Mon Jan 05, 2009 11:03 pm

You are banned because I love typos.(you do not :P)

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Dan (dat haole dude) » Tue Jan 06, 2009 12:34 am

you are banned because typo-philia is illegal almost everywhere..(that banging noise you hear is the "Anti-typophilia Police" coming through your door...)
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Phlebas » Tue Jan 06, 2009 1:23 am

That's no way to talk about Zank. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:41 am

That's no way to ban your mum. You're banned.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 06, 2009 9:19 am

Hey, leave his mum out of this...you're not invited to afternoon tea and scones...and you're banned
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Elvalia » Tue Jan 06, 2009 10:38 am

Not invited to afternoon tea and scones!? You're banned for being too harsh on the boy.
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