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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Rev. Rowan Redbeard » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:13 am

You're banned for coming back.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Wawizzle » Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:21 am

You're banned for not leaving.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Phlebas » Mon Aug 04, 2008 5:40 am

You're banned (and your noodley appendages too).
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Tue Aug 05, 2008 4:25 am

You are banned (and so can you)!

Shit... that doesn't make sense.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Wed Aug 27, 2008 1:22 pm

I would be much simpler to make a list of reason why you aren't banned:


Reasons why MM isn't banned:


....

*tumbleweed*
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 6:13 am

You are banned because you want me banned.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 11:25 am

You are banned because you are leaving us... :cry:
--Zankou II

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Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:04 pm

You are banned because I will be back..

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:05 pm

Most likely. I am much more deviant when you are here.

You are banned for being a societal deviant.
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The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:09 pm

:)

You are banned because... hmmm ...

You need to become even more deviant.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:12 pm

No, I'm good, thanks.


You're banned for looking fat in that picture.
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"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:13 pm

You are banned because I am gaining weight, due to having fucked up medication.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:17 pm

Eugh, don't remind me.

I had the same problem when I was younger.

I'm a twig again, though.


You're banned for wanting to eat me now, because I described myself as a twig, and you like eating plants.
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Moral Minority » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:19 pm

You are banned because I seem to be turning into a boulder by the second.

Also, I want to be a twig as well.

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Re: The Your Banned Game

Postby Zankou 2.0 » Thu Aug 28, 2008 1:22 pm

You are banned for not being a twig, fatty.

(sticks and stones can break my bones...lol)
--Zankou II

The thin line between genius and insanity is less of a border than a union.

"Science can purify religion from error and superstition; religion can purify science from idolatry and false absolutes. Each can draw the other into a wider world, a world in which both can flourish."
--Pope John Paul II


Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-Albert Einstein


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