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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby AFTERGLOW » Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:37 pm

Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Postby daftbeaker » Mon Aug 10, 2009 1:45 pm

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:51 am

http://www.boingboing.net/2009/08/07/accused-florida-man.html

Man pleads not guilty to downloading over a thousand images of child pornography and claims that his cat did it :facepalm:
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Postby black bart » Tue Aug 11, 2009 8:53 am

They should get a cat to scratch his *******s off.
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Postby PKMKII » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:00 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Detective TurtleHolmes » Tue Aug 11, 2009 10:56 pm

That's hilarious!
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Aug 12, 2009 1:07 am

daftbeaker wrote:...
Man pleads not guilty to downloading over a thousand images of child pornography and claims that his cat did it :facepalm:


He is jail, with bail set at a quarter million dollars.
His cat roams free.

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Postby black bart » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:13 am

Are there any websites just for cats?
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Postby Ubi Dubius » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:48 am

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Postby PKMKII » Wed Aug 12, 2009 9:24 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:35 am

black bart wrote:Are there any websites just for cats?

You'd be referring to the notorious "kitty porn". Highly illegal, watch out for law enforcement entrapment schemes.
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Postby daftbeaker » Wed Aug 12, 2009 5:49 pm

Cunning plan to stop swine flu in Israel.

A bunch of rabbis are flying round Israel reading texts and blowing horns in an attempt to stop swine flu. You couldn't make this stuff up :haha:
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Postby pieces o'nine » Wed Aug 12, 2009 8:17 pm

PKMKII: great pic! I feel a new desk top coming on...
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Postby Mad Willyum Bonney » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:40 pm

daftbeaker wrote:Cunning plan to stop swine flu in Israel.

A bunch of rabbis are flying round Israel reading texts and blowing horns in an attempt to stop swine flu. You couldn't make this stuff up :haha:


That wun feller , chantin into thee phone , who was he taking to ?
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby ET, the Extra Terrestrial » Wed Aug 12, 2009 10:49 pm

Mad Willyum Bonney wrote:That wun feller , chantin into thee phone , who was he taking to ?

Waal, it werent me, I kin promissez yer that.
"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
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-- Philip K Dick

What happens when all the renewable energy runs out?
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English isn't much of a language for swearing. When I studied Ancient Greek I was delighted to discover a single word - Rhaphanidosthai - which translates roughly as "Be thou thrust up the fundament with a radish for adultery."


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