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Postby PKMKII » Wed Mar 05, 2014 11:24 pm

Me and anything involving flexibility.
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PKMKII wrote:Me and anything involving flexibility.
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You and me both, PK.

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Postby Cardinal Fang » Mon Mar 10, 2014 3:41 pm

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Oh my FSM. I love this.

Check out some of the clips of this on YouTube (though maybe not at work).

And have painkillers to hand as you'll laugh so much it will start hurting

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Postby daftbeaker » Wed Mar 12, 2014 7:58 pm

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Yes, that is Michael ''leaders of miltant teaching unions: please, please, please don't put your ideology before our children's interests" Gove at the front of a picket line :haha: :idiot:
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Postby PKMKII » Sun Mar 16, 2014 12:01 am

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby daftbeaker » Sun Mar 16, 2014 7:23 pm

Only in Bristol would you turn a main street into a waterslide :idiot:

Clearly someone's been on the scrumpy again :drinking:
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Postby PKMKII » Fri Mar 21, 2014 7:11 pm

I know we're supposed to respect the dead, and we shouldn't stoop to using their tactics, but this is too funny:
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Postby gronank » Wed Mar 26, 2014 9:05 am

^^Except the normal FOV for a human is about 170 degrees.
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Postby PKMKII » Fri Mar 28, 2014 11:24 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby gronank » Sat Mar 29, 2014 12:05 pm


There are two ways to play this, either you do what they want or what they ask for.

If you do the former, you try and get past the words they're using (pretty sure the project lady meant intersecting, not perpendicular).

If you do the latter, you go "well, I COULD draw 7 perpendicular lines, but I'd need 7 dimensional paper" and simply pass on the impossible requirement bucket.

It is a bit sad, really, because project management is a really important job that is far from trivial. The problem is how far you can get by just appearing to do the job and let everybody else pick up the pieces.
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Postby Temp0ral » Sun Mar 30, 2014 8:58 pm


That was painful.

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