Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard
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PKMKII
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Me and anything involving flexibility.
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PKMKII wrote:Me and anything involving flexibility.
You and me both, PK.
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Rev. Rowan Redbeard wrote:OldJewsTellingJokes.com
Oh my FSM. I love this.
Check out some of the clips of this on YouTube (though maybe not at work).
And have painkillers to hand as you'll laugh so much it will start hurting
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Yes, that is Michael ''leaders of miltant teaching unions: please, please, please don't put your ideology before our children's interests" Gove at the front of a picket line
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I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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PKMKII
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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daftbeaker
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Only in Bristol would you turn a main street into a waterslide
Clearly someone's been on the scrumpy again
Clearly someone's been on the scrumpy again
Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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PKMKII
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I know we're supposed to respect the dead, and we shouldn't stoop to using their tactics, but this is too funny:
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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daftbeaker
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Too old to give up but too young to rest - Pete Townshend
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
I would rather be a rising ape than a falling angel - Sir Terry Pratchett
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^^Except the normal FOV for a human is about 170 degrees.
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PKMKII
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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
"To doubt everything or to believe everything are two equally convenient solutions; both dispense with the necessity of reflection." - Henri Poincaré
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PKMKII wrote:We've all been here.
There are two ways to play this, either you do what they want or what they ask for.
If you do the former, you try and get past the words they're using (pretty sure the project lady meant intersecting, not perpendicular).
If you do the latter, you go "well, I COULD draw 7 perpendicular lines, but I'd need 7 dimensional paper" and simply pass on the impossible requirement bucket.
It is a bit sad, really, because project management is a really important job that is far from trivial. The problem is how far you can get by just appearing to do the job and let everybody else pick up the pieces.
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PKMKII wrote:We've all been here.
That was painful.
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