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Postby AFTERGLOW » Mon Apr 30, 2012 5:18 pm

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Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Postby DavidH » Tue May 01, 2012 8:13 am

Kamikaze Scotsmen

One of the Python sketches which tends to be neglected these days.

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Postby black bart » Tue May 01, 2012 9:21 am

DavidH wrote:Kamikaze Scotsmen

One of the Python sketches which tends to be neglected these days.


:lol: Can't remember that one but it has all the classic ingredients ie downright sillyness!

In the old days my wife and I used to say things to each other like "Pass the sugar and that's my flannel".
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Postby PKMKII » Tue May 01, 2012 7:41 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby PKMKII » Wed May 02, 2012 9:55 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Ravi Oli » Thu May 03, 2012 3:53 am

Damn you PK.... I just put ^^ on my reader last night. :cry:
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Postby black bart » Fri May 04, 2012 7:49 am

^ :lol:

I hate this site sometimes...Roland has got me thinking there are Aliens in Game of Thrones!!!!!!
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Postby PKMKII » Fri May 04, 2012 12:25 pm

"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat May 05, 2012 10:12 pm


It's because they're less tech savvy. You gotta love that story. It has been memorised for next time i'm infected, if you know what I mean. :lech:

black bart wrote:I hate this site sometimes...Roland has got me thinking there are Aliens in Game of Thrones!!!!!!

Mission complete. :haha:
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Postby AFTERGLOW » Mon May 07, 2012 2:01 am

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Postby PKMKII » Mon May 07, 2012 8:21 pm

Best English Accent, Ever. Or, at least I think it's supposed to being English. Could Australian. Or American. Or some weird Germanic hybrid, not sure.
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Postby AFTERGLOW » Mon May 07, 2012 11:46 pm

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Postby black bart » Tue May 08, 2012 6:32 am

PKMKII wrote:Best English Accent, Ever. Or, at least I think it's supposed to being English. Could Australian. Or American. Or some weird Germanic hybrid, not sure.


WTF!

Could be from Northumberland...no one ever goes there.
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Postby DavidH » Tue May 08, 2012 7:51 am

I think it's a Whoople from planet Fooplegloop trying to imitate a Chinaman imitating an American imitating some kind of posh Englishman. But I might be wrong about the planet.

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Postby daftbeaker » Tue May 08, 2012 10:09 am

It sounds to me like a Chinese or Japanese person has been taught excellent sentence construction (everything they're saying is perfect English, no literal translation cockups) but didn't focus much on enunciation, hence the wandering accent.

It's still far better than I could do speaking Mandarin or Japanese, even with a phonetic script :idiot:
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