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Postby Roland Deschain » Tue Apr 03, 2012 9:07 am

pieces o'nine wrote:Indisputable Evidence for Creationism

One of the most calmly reasoned creationist arguments I have ever heard. :haha:

Interesting arguments she uses. Very elegant. :haha:

A dump of links what I found on The Onion:-

McDonald's Stock Slides
Quadriplegics Immobilise on Washington
Creationist Museum Acquires 5000 Year Old T-Rex
Dad Keeps Dropping Hints On Mum's Sexual Proclivities
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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Wed Apr 04, 2012 1:49 am

Lots of funny stuff! :haha:

Also, would humanity have turned out differently if Eve had a sassy gay friend?
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Postby DavidH » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:01 am

The Front Fell Off
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Postby daftbeaker » Wed Apr 04, 2012 6:37 am

DavidH wrote:The Front Fell Off

That is brilliant :haha:

Edit - That version is missing a few lines, it ends like this :haha:
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Postby PKMKII » Wed Apr 04, 2012 7:40 pm

The Bottom Half is Smiling at You...
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Apr 04, 2012 9:40 pm

^ Looks like her front fell off. :haha:

Sassy Gay Friend. Not seen that before. Excellent! (the woman reminded me of Jessica Alba... :love: )
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Postby daftbeaker » Thu Apr 05, 2012 7:21 am

Hosepipe ban begins :haha:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Fri Apr 06, 2012 11:01 am

Roy Hunter wrote:Dawkins update.

If only that would actually happen.

^^ :haha:
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Postby PKMKII » Fri Apr 06, 2012 1:10 pm

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby Tigger_the_Wing » Sat Apr 07, 2012 2:15 am

Those birds look just like some soft toys I saw in the computer game shop the other day.

Who is the man supposed to be? He doesn't look much like Alfred Hitchcock to me.
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Postby DavidH » Sat Apr 07, 2012 6:35 am

Want an Easter Egg? Open a fresh window of Firefox and type

about:mozilla.
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Postby daftbeaker » Sat Apr 07, 2012 11:41 am

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Blasphemy meets Black and Decker :haha:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Apr 07, 2012 4:37 pm

^ OMFSM, that is awesome! :haha: :evilgrin:
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Postby daftbeaker » Sun Apr 08, 2012 5:45 am

The Vatican have been getting advice from Network Rail :haha:
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Postby pieces o'nine » Sun Apr 08, 2012 3:48 pm

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