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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:47 am

gronank wrote:
daftbeaker wrote:A handy check for claptrap :haha:

crackpot scoreboard wrote:20 points for claiming that water and magnets do some really freakin amazing

But water does have some pretty amazing properties!

Not in the sense that homeopaths claim. Surface tension is pretty cool but it's not really freakin amazing :moon:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Sat Feb 11, 2012 3:10 pm

^ It must have had magical horsehair rubbed on it. :haha:

^^^ I'm not even going there. :lol: :evilgrin:
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Postby Ravi Oli » Sat Feb 11, 2012 7:47 pm

^^ It must be from 'Downunder' Roy...
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Postby PKMKII » Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:57 am

A conservative, a libertarian, a moderate, and a liberal walk into a bar.

The bartender says, "What'll it be, Mitt?"
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby PKMKII » Mon Feb 13, 2012 5:49 pm

The Onion: New Breeding Program Aimed At Keeping Moderate Republicans From Going Extinct

"Last week we shot Gov. Mitch Daniels with a tranquilizer dart from a blind we'd set up near the Indiana Capitol, and we plan on mating him very soon with a senator we trapped up in Maine," said IPPM reproductive expert Gabriel Burke, adding that forced breeding of centrist Republicans in captivity is a humane, carefully regulated procedure designed to simulate mating in the wild. "While captive specimens tend to be wary around each other at first, once they sense they're both opponents of labor unions yet also willing to make tough compromises on collective bargaining rights, the sexual ritual begins almost instantly."
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby daftbeaker » Tue Feb 14, 2012 3:08 pm

One for Tig, hopefully she's feeling well enough to see it.

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Postby Ravi Oli » Tue Feb 14, 2012 4:33 pm

^ While we have those and many more fine features, the locations suggest the map was prepared by someone who has never been here. :moon:
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Postby PKMKII » Tue Feb 14, 2012 6:40 pm

Ravi Oli wrote:^ While we have those and many more fine features, the locations suggest the map was prepared by someone who has never been here. :moon:


Obviously; the "Nothing" section should be much, much bigger.
"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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Postby AFTERGLOW » Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:02 pm

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Postby bacon » Wed Feb 15, 2012 10:59 am

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Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Feb 15, 2012 12:50 pm


It does seem that this is the only way to get any moderate Republicans. :haha:

daftbeaker wrote:One for Tig, hopefully she's feeling well enough to see it.

So very true, although it appears that Tig is stuck with the convicts and the fire. On the plus side, Tig will benefit from having frickin' sharks with frickin' laser beams. :haha:

AFTERGLOW wrote:Allegedly slutty Barbie

I would pay to see that story. :lech:


I got "We will harness global P&L responsibility as well as business and deliverable strategy". Anyone care to translate the bullshit? :haha:
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Postby bacon » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:37 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:

I got "We will harness global P&L responsibility as well as business and deliverable strategy". Anyone care to translate the bullshit? :haha:


I'm going to start using this generator for the reports I write up. I think it could help me when I'm stuck with wording. :haha:
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Postby daftbeaker » Wed Feb 15, 2012 1:43 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:I got "We will harness global P&L responsibility as well as business and deliverable strategy". Anyone care to translate the bullshit? :haha:

Let's not spunk all the money away on biscuits and actually sell something to customers (assuming that P&L is profit and loss) :idiot:
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Postby Roland Deschain » Wed Feb 15, 2012 8:40 pm

^ & ^^ :haha:

A budget travel website are running a poll to see which 15 places in the US people recommend that children must see before they are 15. At one point, the Creation "Museum" in Kentucky was #1 on the list, but the concerted efforts of the sane and the rational have pushed it much further down now. Website is HERE. Check out the comments left by "Dave" on the Creation Museum and the Creation and Fairy Tale Museum. In fact, check out some scary and hilarious comments left on the Creation Museum by other people. It starts off with fundies making comments, but then it gets funnier.

EDIT: You can vote for as many places on the list as you want in one go, but only on the same one once every 24 hours.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby daftbeaker » Thu Feb 16, 2012 7:50 am

http://www.newsbiscuit.com/2012/02/15/nation-enthralled-as-kate-does-thing/. See similar articles in every other bloody newspaper every other week.
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