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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby black bart » Tue Jan 31, 2012 12:10 pm

I thought Bacon would like this one:

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It's from a website called 'Awkward Family Photos' and I warn you it aint for the faint hearted.
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Postby daftbeaker » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:18 am

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Postby Roland Deschain » Thu Feb 02, 2012 9:10 am


This is a great story, although i'm not too sure about the rectal exam. I may find myself moving if I ever found myself in the position of needing Vitamin V, lol. :paranoid:

EDIT: What the hell? I had to change the name of a famous blue pill because it changed it to Kolaloka lemonade, lol. :haha:
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Postby PKMKII » Thu Feb 02, 2012 12:53 pm

Roland Deschain wrote:EDIT: What the hell? I had to change the name of a famous blue pill because it changed it to Kolaloka lemonade, lol. :haha:


Wasn't that put in place a while ago as a counter-measure to spambots?
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Postby black bart » Fri Feb 03, 2012 9:38 am

I'll have a dozen for the weekend Roy.
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Postby AFTERGLOW » Mon Feb 06, 2012 1:18 am

Ahoy, me Hardies!

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Postby black bart » Mon Feb 06, 2012 9:26 am

^ I thought the 'Wedding Proposal Goes Horribly Wrong' was pretty good as well...on the same page.
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Postby bacon » Mon Feb 06, 2012 12:05 pm

black bart wrote:I thought Bacon would like this one:

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It's from a website called 'Awkward Family Photos' and I warn you it aint for the faint hearted.


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Postby PKMKII » Mon Feb 06, 2012 6:13 pm

bacon wrote:I love it! Why isn't she running for president? Oh yeah, that's right, she can't because she has a brain and can think out side of the box.


Speaking of which:
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Postby PKMKII » Thu Feb 09, 2012 6:43 pm

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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:53 am

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Postby daftbeaker » Fri Feb 10, 2012 4:55 pm

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Postby Ravi Oli » Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:05 pm

^ :haha:
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Postby gronank » Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:26 pm

daftbeaker wrote:A handy check for claptrap :haha:

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But water does have some pretty amazing properties! For one, water in it's frozen state floats on water in it liquid state. That is, placing water in a lesser energetic state causes it to expand when it crystalises. It also has atonashing heat capacity and works as a universal solvent and the list goes on. I once spoke to a professor once who said that he had counted the number of extraordinary properties of water to 234 or something like that.
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Re: Funny stuff found on the intrawebs ver. 2.0

Postby PKMKII » Sat Feb 11, 2012 1:29 am

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"How is it that hardly any major religion has looked at science and concluded, 'This is better than we thought! The Universe is much bigger than our prophets said, grander, more subtle, more elegant. God must be even greater than we dreamed'? Instead they say, 'No, no, no! My god is a little god, and I want him to stay that way.'" - Carl Sagan

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